Scrambles the Death Dealer, or as it is known in more feminine circles by its cuter name, simply Scrambles, was the 3rd named storm of the 2008 Hurricane Season. It made landfall in the state of Florida approximately at 11 PM local time on 8 June, 2008. This Hurricane is responsible for destroying most of the State of Florida and for getting its elected governor, Nathan Explosion, to leave. Florida was left in such a state of looted and destroyed abysmalness, Florida has since fallen into anarchy and is no longer considered a member of the United States. Scrambles the Death Dealer is responsible for the largest loss of life ever associated with a single storm system. The hurricane was responsible for over $900 Billion in damage across the South. It also had the highest recorded sustained winds of any hurricane. Ever. In fact, it was debated whether a separate category 6 distinction should be given to the storm because it was just so strong ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brutal.