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-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
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Aberdeen was so small that when the family with the car went
on vacation, the gas station and drive-in theatre had to close.
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Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip.
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Research, n.:
Consider Columbus:
He didn't know where he was going.
When he got there he didn't know where he was.
When he got back he didn't know where he had been.
And he did it all on someone else's money.
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"Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!"
-- Post Bros. Comics
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Until an unfortunate axe incident, Gloria had been captain of the school
basketball team.
(Soul Music)
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Electrocution, n.:
Burning at the stake with all the modern improvements.
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To downgrade the human mind is bad theology.
- C. K. Chesterton
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