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My first hours in this game were an unhinged sitcom starring me, a bear, and several medical emergencies.

I began by crafting a character so horrifying the character creator begged for mercy and the game politely pretended he was normal. Cutscenes paired my goblin-faced mess with perfect K-pop angel NPCs like a before-and-after skincare ad. It only got worse from there.

I witnessed a bear practicing tai chi to steal a beehive, copied the move like a shameless tourist, and immediately punted the bear into the sky like a furry space program. Bees then proceeded to dismantle my will to live, leaving me bruised, poisoned, and looking like expired fruit.

I accidentally stole a horse, got clotheslined by its previous owner, and realized I was one more injury away from becoming medically classified as soup.

Then salvation arrived, a stranger joined my session. His name might as well have been Asian John Wick. He rolled in, healed my collection of crippling ailments, bowed politely and then beat me into paste. Never took a scratch. Left like Batman.

I was humbled. Enlightened. Traumatized. And inspired.

Thus began my medical career.

I healed geese. I cured villagers. I stress-tested guildmates by practicing chakra healing on them at random intervals like an overly enthusiastic chiropractor. Eventually, I was curing depression, bone fractures, and probably childhood trauma.

Requests poured in endlessly. World chat named me The Green-Faced Duelist Doctor, the healer who cures first and challenges later. A legend with 100 flawless medical-violence house calls.

Then he returned.
The one who birthed my journey... Asian John Wick.

He asked me to cure a Soul Bind. I succeeded. We fought. I won with a single HP left and the spirit of every goose I ever healed behind me. He bowed one final time and vanished.

I sat there realizing: I have become the monster healer I feared.

Best free game ever.

Edit: Thank you for the support! I am gobsmacked.