Where bored players come to be slightly less so.

Now with no crits/spread (finally)!
Map Selection has changed:
Less than 10 players - Select vanilla maps (koth/5cp/pl)
10 players or more - All UGC Highlander Season 12 maps.

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Welcome to the Fifth Dimension! If you're lost and don't know how you got here, you're probably in the right place.

Do you stay awake at night, staring into the deep abyss that is your ceiling fan and wish there was something more to your existence, that the very fibers of your being had a purpose (other than pretending to be someone else on your okcupid profile)? Have you ever dreamed of... more? Look no further, because here is something more. Well, just slightly more. Less than a lot. More than nothing at all. Probably... Do you play TF2?

Server Connect Info: 74.91.112.13

Copy and paste: "connect 74.91.112.13" into your console (minus the quotes) for sexual pleasure beyond your comprehension--that is, unless you can comprehend no sexual pleasure at all--in which case you are likely no fun at all. Why are you still reading this? Touch yourself.

Server Rules:
1. Don't be a ♥♥♥♥.
2. See rule #1.
3. No porn or gore sprays.
4. You will be instantly banned if you have fun--so please, try to keep it somber.