Welcome to Numb nut's chuckle hut

The Russians tried to claim me once more.

Heard they’re reforming the DAWNGUARD. Vampire hunters or something. Up in the old fort near Riften.

sounds pretty gay
you may wanna fix the pipes in the basement, too. Sometimes I can hear them screaming, and my room is right down the hall. The one with the rich mahogany door with the gold leaf around the doorjamb. Really ornate stuff.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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