STEAM GROUP

Grand Church of the Elder Tuber JollyJammers

Request To Join

STEAM GROUP

Grand Church of the Elder Tuber JollyJammers

12
MEMBERS

IN-GAME

ONLINE

Founded

28 August, 2014

Language

English

Overview Discussions Events Members Comments

ABOUT Grand Church of the Elder Tuber

Praise the Tuber!

Deep within the planet lies an ancient tuber. Creator of the earth and it's life giver. Long have we worshipped this ancient vegetable, and it is as it deserves. Praise the tuber. Be it stem or root.

May its rhizomes caress you gently.

VIEW ALL

POPULAR DISCUSSIONS

3 Comments

< >

Piggy 18 Jun, 2015 @ 8:47pm

Have we lost worship in the magestic tuber?

Sassafras 11 Sep, 2014 @ 12:40pm

<------- Starch of the week.

Malcolm in the middle east 9 Sep, 2014 @ 7:21pm

One day, I saw a young boy about to consume a disgusting false prophet SWEET potato fry. Thinking very quickly on how to save the poor child from making such a horrific mistake, I barely managed to kick the fry right out of the youngling's hands with only a beat to spare; evading the spread of heresy at the cost of the kid's finger's bones.

I then proceeded to get my arse kicked in by the young one's nearby parents, knowing in the end that it was absolutely worth it, as I had done the Lord's work that day.

"Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty nutritional value." Pores - 6:10

< >

VIEW ALL (12)

GROUP MEMBERS

Group Player of the Week:

Administrators

Moderators

Members