BRUSHOTTI

Hello?

Yeah, this is Benny and uh I'm lookin' to get a fog machine hooked up pretty quick.

A fog machine? Ok, do you know what kinda model number you were lookin' for on this fog machine?

Yeah, regardless, you gonna smoke me out or what's going on here?

Am I gonna smoke you out?

Yeah.

You're looking for us to install a smoke machine, correct?

Correct.

Yes, no, we can do that, no problem. If you can give me about ten minutes, when I get back to my office, we can go over the different models and how many cubic inches you were lookin' for.

Uh, 80. It's just me and a little, uh, closet-type situation. I just wanna smoke out in there and...I'll just come to you and then we can really get things flamed out.

Yeah, gimmie about ten minutes, let me get bak to my office. I'm not quite sure what you're looking for.

I can meet ya up there and we'll just fire this thing up and we'll set a pole up and we can dance around and...

Yeah, we have poles in stock.

Mkay.

Okay man, lemme see, lemme see what my inventory is and I'll call you back.

I'll just meet you at your office and then you and I will dance. Spin around a little bit.

[laughs] I don't think so , man. Lemme get back to my office-- I'm driving right now... Gimme about ten minutes.

Well I'm on my way up there. What's the address?

It's 6922 Windam Hills.

I'm gonna spin you around a few times, how's that freaking sound?

How do you know I'm not gonna spin you around?

This is BENNY, fool!

Benny who?

Benny Liquid.

Benny Liquid...yeah, I don't know you, Benny.

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Hello?

Yeah, what's pippin'?

All right, dude. Quit calling me, bro. I've got work to do.

Smoke. Let's smoke out here.

Yeah, that's not gonna happen, dude. I got work to do. I gotta make money today.

Well you got smoke for sale, it said.

Yeah, there's a ton of places. I can give you a place locally....smoke machine.

Where's that at?

Where you located?

I'm in Needles.

Needles. Ok. Gimme ten minutes. I'm gonna get back to my office, I'll call you back and tell you where to get a smoke machine.

It's been ten minutes.

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Hello?

Yeah, whatchu peepin'? Smoke me out!

..., ♥♥♥♥♥♥, how's that? What the ♥♥♥♥ you gonna do? You can't do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. Come down here! Come to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ address. See what the ♥♥♥♥ you got. I'll put a pole right up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass. Charge your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass double, ♥♥♥♥♥.

What the freak's going on up there?

Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up.

I'm gonna knock you down.

Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, ♥♥♥♥♥.

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