Praise the Booty Gods and don't forget your daily sacrifices to lord Gaben.

So uh, welcome to Super Booty Dynasty Squad. Before you ask any questions, shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and read this here instruction manual on how things work around these parts.

1. Q: Is this a serious clan?

A: Not at the moment. We usually just ♥♥♥♥ around and have fun in our Counter Strike games but I plan on making an ESEA team in time.

2. Q: So uh, what is a 'Booty God' ?

A: Yes.

3. Q: Is there a roster for this 'clan'?

A: Not at the moment, we're still getting people into the group and gauging everyone's skill level. We should know who is going to be in the main team soon and who is going to be a stand-in.

4. Q: Any tips on how to get on the main roster?

A: Git gud, nerd

Ok that should be about everything. If you have any other questions spin around in your chair three times and ask Gaben for guidance.

There currently are no websites or youtube channels for the Booty Squad, but I have a twitch.tv account that I occasionally stream on. Here is a link if you are interested (shameless plug)

http://www.twitch.tv/bananaspanker