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WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE FAIR LADIES?
All I want to do is come here for an asexual experiance that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins?
Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?