Chuckability: How easy is it to toss this character? could you really put some force into yeeting them?

Engaging: Is this character fun, interesting, or pleasing? Do they grab your attention and hold it?

Squishiness: How soft and/or malleable is this character? When grabbed, do they conform to the shape of your fist?

Grungliness: Self explanatory.

Bones: I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this one, but it's about how many bones a character has.

Media Literacy: Can this character analyze the media they consume? Can they figure out if a source is reliable?