Team Fortress 2

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How to get a golden frying pan in TF2 [EASY GUIDE]
By BV9
This guide will teach you how to obtain a golden frying pan. It is quite tricky but is very resourceful and welcoming to new frying pan enthusiast.
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Step 1!
What you are going to want to do is really hard to do and can be challenging to some (most) but what you want to do it go into your local grocery store or restaurant (restaurant preferred for best results) and ask the manager/lead employee for a JOB. What is a "JOB" you might ask? It is in basic terms a free money generator that gives you free money every week. Keep reading this guide to find out how to use the free money generator to get a golden frying pan!
Step 2! (impossible)
After surviving step one what you want to do is follow this next direction. What you want to do is then grab the form sheet they may give you inside of the establishment you decided you want to be employed at (results can vary due to geographical differences) and then you are going to want to go back to where you live and grab a pen and write everything honestly on the paper the employer has given to you.





Below are some online instructions for people using websites such as Indeed or LinkedIn.









For online users as stated above you will need to submit your virtual resume (assuming you have on of course) and describe why you would want such the job you are applying for. Try to type as if you are enthusiastic about wanting to work there and where you will see yourself in ten or so years. This step is very important as it can affect your chances at the golden frying pan you really want.
Step 3!
Once you have done everything you have done above you are going to want to wait about a week or two depending on the place and wait for a call on your cellphone. If you don't receive a call in the time window provided above you have failed and will have to do this whole guide all over again for another chance at success. If you do however get a call you will probably be hired and starting the following week. After that you will start getting revenue and start building quite the collection of green stacks in the following months (assuming of course if you actually do what you said you are going to do).


Please do note that sometimes you may need to buy work clothes depending on the job you have applied for and this can be a troubling step to follow but does not affect everyone.
Step 4!
You have been working for 40+ years at this point. It isn't an achievement to look over and you have finally made enough with the current inflation of that time to afford that golden frying pan in the game Team Fortress 2! You put your two week notice into your job site for retirement and collect your retirement fund. Now you go on the community market or a third party to buy your golden frying pan and flex on all other other 65+ year old men of TF2 that you spent every last penny of your life savings for a virtual golden cooking utensil that can't even cook scrambled eggs. You then question your entire existence and fade out into obscurity with no one to remember your name besides the golden frying pan you once had.







THANKS FOR READING! I HOPE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FULFILL THIS QUEST OF THE GOLDEN FRYING PAN!!! PLEASE LEAVE AN AWARD AND A LIKE IF THIS HELPED READERS LIKE YOU!!!!!!





10 Comments
psychokid 17 hours ago 
the first step really scared me
Wikus101 11 Dec @ 3:08pm 
Yo i would never thought of this
cheese 10 Dec @ 1:48pm 
you scared me
thanks for this useful guide!:GDNormal:
MexicoH 7 Dec @ 12:28pm 
oh my god I got one
CRITCAL SAD 6 Dec @ 3:39pm 
or kill someone that has one and trade it to your acount
nova 6 Dec @ 12:18pm 
this worked!!! thank you!!!
BuildBrain27 5 Dec @ 5:31pm 
I almost reported you for saying J*B
Arkanist 4 Dec @ 8:00pm 
actually worked for me wtf
fordefend 4 Dec @ 2:59pm 
censor J*b please i almost died seeing it