where u @?

Thank you for making me quit the game and sell all my skins, you saved me a lot of money

- Final verdict: You’re the final boss of pest control.
You don’t play CS2—you infest it. And every time you kill me, I don’t rage—I just light a citronella candle and pray.

- You’re the reason people alt-tab to uninstall.
You don’t tilt players—you spiritually disassemble them.

- You don’t top frag—you bottom feed.
Every kill you get is stolen from the chaos you created. You’re not a player, you’re a glitch in the matrix.

- Your aim is cracked, but your social skills are patch 1.0.
You frag like a god and talk like a Reddit thread that got locked for toxicity.