I listened to ”Gucci Gang” by Miami, Florida based Cuban-American rapper Lil Pump. I must say, as an individual who has no fondness in his heart for the music known to the youth as ”hip-hop” or ”rap”, I discovered distinct creativity in the lyric ”lil pump still sell that meth”. Lil Pump’s ”flow” and ”bars” reveal a specific style and quality not found in rappers until Pump’s first song was released to Soundcloud in 2016. I have not found such quality in rappers such as Kanye West or Kendrick Lamar. Pump, however, possesses certain talent, but lacks the widespread popularity—an underdog in the ”rap game”.

I need a Deftones-themed pawjob with syrup the ocky way from a dorky autistic puppyboy with round wireframe glasses I under the Ohio Dennys covid patio table at 3 am while he vapes and is on his phone

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to either love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

sorry i forgot we live together lol

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Can we please date, I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me i cant take it anymore so please i’m begging you because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.

As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.

Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.