NOBODY ♥♥♥♥♥ monkeys AND people

You either "♥♥♥♥ monkeys", or you "♥♥♥♥ people." That’s it. There’s no... in-between.

...You’re not going to get monkey ♥♥♥♥♥ on Tuesday and then be like, “Well, let me call Charlene,” on Thursday. No! Once you've ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a monkey, that’s a FIRM DECISION. I’m OUT of the human ♥♥♥♥♥ game

“...Hey, dog, we’re going to go to the club, pick up some girls, you trying to roll?”

“No, man, I’m cool. I’m going to stay home, dawg, chill with my monkey. ...You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my ♥♥♥♥ without peeling it? Mmm! Last night, Chimp-Chimp jerked me off with his feet, Only a monkey can show you that kind of love and tenderness.

So you all keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ these people if you want. It's mo' monkey ♥♥♥♥♥ for MEEE! ...I’m hooking up with an orangutan next week. That's all I ♥♥♥♥, is chimps and orangutaaaangs.”

Guys. Pookie is coming. Do you hear me? POOKIE. IS. COMING. Pookie will BE IN MY STATE. Pookie will ARRIVE TO MY HOUSE! Me and pookie will be holding HANDS and,,, kissing,,,, (blushes),,,, I LOSING MY HEADS!!!!! I cant wait to smell my pookie, sniff my pookie. I cant wait to become one with my pookie!!! We will fuse like in steven universe!!! Oh my god. Im going to lose my marbles, go badonkadonkers, squash my brains!!!! Pookie will be in the same room soon, making out with me sloppy style!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!! WERE GONNA DO ALL THE THINGS POOKIES DO!!! IM GONNA TAKE THEM TO THE MOVIES!! THE MALL!!! ALL THE THINGS POOKIES DO!!! I LOVE MY POOKIE!!! I cant WAIT TO SEE MY POOKIE!!!! POOOKIIIIIEEEEE!!!

There's a skibidi in my bed 😱 Sigmas gooning in my head 🧠 Glizzy's all over the room 🌭 Fanum's taxing in the pool 💰 I smell like a Discord mod 🤓 Diddy's maxxed out in the yard 😳 Mouse Pay on the tap to pay 💳 This is my aura or my views? 💯

Snapchats of last night ended up on stream 🤯 I'm sigma 😈 Oh well 🤷 It's a low taper fade 🗿 But I'm pretty sure I mewed 🧏 Damn ‼️ Last Rizzday Night 🔥

Yeah we rizzed up all the gyatts ‼️ And we griddied on the opps 💯 Think we streamed but i got doxxed 😳 Last Rizzday Night 🗣️ Yeah we readied up our squads ✅ And eat Feastable Bars 🍫 Ishowspeed jumped over cars 🚔

Last Rizzday Night 🙏 We went streaming with John Pork 😱 Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk 🔥 Then we canceled Eminem ❌ Last Rizzday Night ‼️ I got +10,000 aura 😈 Kai Cenat we're gonna rizz in Ohio 👀 But this is Rizzday Night 🔥

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There's a variety of vore, so I can't speak for everyone, but what I can talk about is the stuff that's probably safest for newcomers.

The vore I'm into is soft as soft can be. It's consensual, people are swallowed whole, are alive, comfortable, and safe in the belly, and later they're magically out somehow and I'd prefer to not bother with the details of exactly how that happened.

I like the closeness of it. The idea of trusting someone enough to eat you and know you'd be safe, or of them trusting you enough for it gives me warm fuzzies. Plus the 'being in the belly' part just strikes me as a lot like a big weird hug. And I like hugs too!

...The harder vore, with nonconsentual stuff, violence, and death, is not my cup of tea. I think that fetish is basically about power dynamics, but I'll leave it to someone who's actually into hard vore to discuss it, if they want to.

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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Rawr! xDD did I scare you?? I hope I didn't 🙈🙈 B/c RAWAR mean "I love u!" In 🐲🐲 DINOSAUR‼ xDDD send dis msg to 🔟 of ur most emo friendz! 🔪 If you get 🔟 or more back, you will be visited by 🔮DAHVIE VANITY🔮 fr0m 🏻🏻 BOTDF! 🏻🏻 N him n Garret Ecstasy (The newest vocal for BOTDF... FRICK YAH XD) will take you on a shopping spree to HOT TOPIC ☠ If u dnt send diz to at least 🏻 pplz, you will be kicked out the mall and you will also be 🚨BANNED🚨 from ALL Hot Topics! so remember to send 2️⃣ all ur friends! (/-) n remember, MUSIC IS LYFE IN WIT A BULLET OUT WIT HEARTS 💕💕💕 xDDD RAWR! (that mean "I love u" in dinosaur) 🐲
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