YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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Good fortune will come to you, but only if you respond, "There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his messenger."

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

Confession: I was like 10 when this movie came out and it inspired me to spy on my grandparent’s neighbor 😂 He was recently divorced and I had this whole storyline that unalived his ex wife with his lawnmower. I watched him leave one night and he left his garage completely open. I took the opportunity to go “collect evidence”. I convinced my sister to come with me and as soon as we stepped foot in his garage he started pulling into his driveway 😭😭😭😭 we took off up the hill back to our grandparent’s house but he definitely saw us. The next day my grandpa told me to leave that man alone. I wholeheartedly stalked this man for an entire summer. I can’t even imagine how uncomfortable he must’ve been. Barry if you’re reading this: I’m sorry, I was just bored. And before anyone asks: Yes I’m in therapy 😂

Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)."

Uhhh. Yeah I'd ban you in a heartbeat. Maybe, by some cosmic anomaly these shots are legit and you just guessed the exact moment someone would peek, but literally humans can't react as quickly as you did with the corner shots. I'm SMFC as well. I've played counter-strike for about 9 years. I've never seen ANYBODY do anything like the reaction shots you had. In a decade of counter-strike, no pro can play like that. First round even, even when expecting them after the flashes/decoy, that first frag was out of this world. You have no idea how to position yourself or play an advantage. That's why you die, despite cheating. You just cheat to win. Not even remotely "suspicious". This is blatant. I bet you don't even understand why.