Plight
Lukas Bartels
Aurich, Niedersachsen, Germany
🎮 Commander Thunder Strike – The Steam Conqueror! ⚡

A fearless explorer of the digital realms, forever trapped in the cycle of "just one more game". Whether taming dinosaurs, slicing beats like a Jedi, or getting lost in VR, reality is just a loading screen away.

His Steam library is a museum of impulse purchases, where games are collected faster than they can be played. Achievements? Farming them like XP, because completionism is a way of life.

When he's not gaming, he's probably thinking about gaming, planning the next adventure, or staring at the backlog, whispering: "I'll play you… one day."

Side effects of befriending him may include: unexpected co-op invites, excessive game recommendations, and sudden deep discussions about why "just five more minutes" is never just five minutes.

🚀 Warning: May randomly disappear into VR or a survival game for days. Do not disturb unless bringing snacks.
🎮 Commander Thunder Strike – The Steam Conqueror! ⚡

A fearless explorer of the digital realms, forever trapped in the cycle of "just one more game". Whether taming dinosaurs, slicing beats like a Jedi, or getting lost in VR, reality is just a loading screen away.

His Steam library is a museum of impulse purchases, where games are collected faster than they can be played. Achievements? Farming them like XP, because completionism is a way of life.

When he's not gaming, he's probably thinking about gaming, planning the next adventure, or staring at the backlog, whispering: "I'll play you… one day."

Side effects of befriending him may include: unexpected co-op invites, excessive game recommendations, and sudden deep discussions about why "just five more minutes" is never just five minutes.

🚀 Warning: May randomly disappear into VR or a survival game for days. Do not disturb unless bringing snacks.
Currently Offline
🎮 My Ultimate Battlestation
🎮 My Ultimate Battlestation
🖥 Case: Phanteks NV9
🎮 GPU: Zotac RTX 5080 Solid OC 16 GB
⚡ CPU: Ryzen 7 9800X3D
🛠 Motherboard: ASUS ROG STRIX B650E-F GAMING WIFI
❄ Cooling: Arctic Liquid Freezer III 360 A-RGB
🧠 RAM: Corsair 64 GB (2× 32 GB) DDR5-6000 Dual-Kit



💾 Storage

🔹 2× Kingston SNV2000G 2 TB
🔹 Samsung SSD 980 PRO 2 TB
🔹 Western Digital 10EADS-65M2B0 1 TB
🔹 Crucial MX500 1 TB



💨 Cooling

Fully loaded with 11× Phanteks D30 fans



🎧 Peripherals

⌨ Endorfy Celeris 1800 (Mechanical Keyboard)
⌨ Endorfy Thock V2 TKL (Mechanical Keyboard)
🖱 Endorfy Gem Plus Wireless (Mouse)
🖱 Endorfy LIV Plus Wireless (Mouse)
🎤 the t.bone MB 7 Beta (Microphone)
🎧 Beyerdynamic DT 990 Pro (Headphones)
🎚 GoXLR (Audio Mixer)
🎮 Xbox Wireless Gamepad



🖥 Monitors

📺 MSI M27QHD144C-V2
📺 MSI MAG274UPF
📺 Samsung C27F390
Favorite Game
35
Hours played
12
Achievements
Recent Activity
7.6 hrs on record
last played on 2 Jan
124 hrs on record
last played on 1 Jan
26 hrs on record
last played on 31 Dec, 2025
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