Recent reviews by OutLaw™

❤ Audience ❤
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

☐ Beginner
☑ Casual Gamer
☑ Normal Gamer
☐ Expert

☼ Graphics ☼
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic

☯ Story ☯
☐ There is none
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☑ Good
☐ Fantastic

⚔ Gameplay ⚔
☐ Frustrating
☐ Sleepy
☐ Boring
☑ Fun
☑ Challenging

۞ Game time / Length ۞
☐ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (4 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours (10 - 20 hours) [if you focus on the main story]
☑ Long (40-60 hours) [if you complete everything]
☑ Very Long (61-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours).

- Buy game

- Enter abandoned building

- Find priceless antique worth my entire college debt

- Try to carry it out with my weak, noodle arms

- Ghost yeets it across the room like it’s a stress ball

- Teammate screams, trips over a chair, and gets eaten

- I also scream but for financial reasons

10/10, capitalism is the real monster.

A simple game with a bittersweet story. There are certain moments when you just want to get away from your problems, no matter what.


🎚️ Difficulty
🔲 My grandma could play it
☑️ Easy
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 A challenge to be reckoned
🔲 In the heat of confrontation, (Only PVP games)


🗺️ Graphics
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Normal
🔲 Very Good
☑️ An original artistic direction
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece


📚 Story
🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Basic element of the contractual requirements
🔲 It's there for people who want it
☑️ Well written
☑️ Leading to more in-depth researches/thoughts
🔲 A model to get inspired by


⌛️ Length
🔲 0 (No story)
☑️ Short
🔲 Average
🔲 Long
🔲 To infinity and beyond


🎶 Music
🔲 Just filling noises/No music
🔲 Trivial and uneventful
☑️ Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions
🔲 Memorable
🔲 Transcending whispers of a forgotten world


🕹️ Interest
🔲 I would rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive and/or uninspired
☑️ A good moment
🔲 Sticking out of the pack
🔲 You will remember it long after


🔁 Replayability
🔲 A one-time experience
☑️ For achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years (or with mods)
☑️ Definitely (For different chat options.)
🔲 Infinitely replayable (or almost)


🐛 Bugs
☑️ Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs and glitches
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Impacts the player's experience badly
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


⚙️ Requirements
🔲 You can run it on a microwave
☑️ Low
🔲 Average
🔲 High
🔲 NASA computer


💰 Price
🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Perfect Price
☑️ Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money


🤑 Worth Buying
🔲 No
🔲 If you have nothing else to play
☑️ Wait for sale
☑️ Yes


🎯 Expectations
🔲 It's a completely different game
🔲 This game is a scam
🔲 It's missing many features they announced
☑️ Looks very similar to the steam page
🔲 Better than expected and/or announced
🔲 Masterpiece, no patch or feature has to be added.


✒️ Final Rating
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🔲 2
🔲 3
🔲 4
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🔲 6
🔲 7
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☑️ 9
🔲 10

---{ Graphics }---
❌ You forget what reality is
✅ Beautiful
❌ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Don‘t look too long at it
❌ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
✅ Very good
❌ Good
❌ It's just gameplay
❌ Mehh
❌ Watch paint dry instead
❌ Jake Paul’s content

---{ Audio }---
❌ Eargasm
✅ Very good
❌ Good
❌ Not too bad
❌ Bad
❌ Jake Paul’s music

---{ Audience }---
❌ Kids
✅ Teens
✅ Adults
✅ Grandma
✅ Bucky Barnes

---{ PC Requirements }---
❌ Check if you can run ms paint
❌Potato
❌ Decent
✅ Fast
❌ Rich boi
❌ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
❌ Just press 'W'
❌ Easy
✅ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌ Significant brain usage
❌ Difficult
❌ Elden Ring/Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
❌ Nothing to grind
❌ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
❌ Isn't necessary to progress
✅ Average grind level
❌ Too much grind
❌ MW 2019 Damascus Camo grind

---{ Story }---
❌ No Story
❌ Some lore
❌ Average
❌ Good
✅ Lovely
❌ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
❌ Long enough for a cup of coffee
❌ Short
❌ Average
✅ Long
❌ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
❌ It's free!
✅ Worth the price
❌ If it's on sale
❌ If u have some spare money left
❌ Not recommended
❌ You could also just burn your money
❌ You need 50% of Elon Musk’s wealth

---{ Bugs }---
❌ Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
❌ Can get annoying
❌ ARK: Survival Evolved
❌ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
❌ Cyberpunk 2077 before patch

---{ ? / 10 }---
❌ 1
❌ 2
❌ 3
❌ 4
❌ 5
❌ 6
❌ 7
❌8
✅ 9
❌ 10

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

Gameplay-
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Nothing special
☐ Okay
☐ Bad

Graphics-
☐ Masterpiece
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful

Audio
☐ Amazing
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad

Audience
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Everyone

Story-
☐ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Not great
☑ None

Difficult-
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Not so easy
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

Grind-
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ Insanity

Game Time-
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ Depends on you
☐ Endless

Price
☑ Just buy it
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended

--{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

- DIFFICULTY -

🔲 Not difficulty based
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Insanity
🔲 Varying

- GRAPHICS -

🔲 Pixels
🔲 Bad
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
☑️ Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

- MUSIC -

🔲 Bad
🔲 Music
☑️ Good
🔲 Beautiful

- STORY -

🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Very mind numbing
🔲 Available if people want it
☑️ Well written
🔲 Epic story

- PRICE -

🔲 N/A
🔲 Underpriced
🔲 Perfect price
☑️ Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Stupidly priced

- REQUIREMENTS -

🔲 You can run it on a calculator
☑️ Mid Spec
☑️ High end
🔲 Top of the Range

- LENGTH -

🔲 Very short (0 - 3 hours)
☑️ Short (3 - 15 hours)
🔲 Average (15 - 50 hours)
🔲 Long (50 - 90 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (90 - 110 hours)
🔲 Continuous

- FUN -

🔲 Dead
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
☑️ Actually pretty amusing
🔲 Ride of your life

- REPLAYABILITY -

🔲 None
☑️ Only for achievements
☑️ If you wait a few months
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable

- WORTH BUYING -

🔲 No
☑️ Wait for sale
☑️ Yes
🔲 Free

⏰ How long to beat High On Life:
- Main Story - 9 Hours
- Main + Extras - 12 Hours
- Completionist - 18 Hours

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