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If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
-- Marvin Kitman
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"Flight Reservation systems decide whether or not you exist. If your information
isn't in their database, then you simply don't get to go anywhere."
-- Arthur Miller
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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Peace, n.:
In international affairs, a period of cheating between two
periods of fighting.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Every cloud engenders not a storm.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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Stewie: [Peter is upset, Stewie is trying to cheer him up] Hey... [pats Peter's knee]
Stewie: Hey, big guy... how you doin? Holdin up all right? Want a soda? Oh, screw it. I tried!
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Edna: "Excuse me, I've got to powder my mouth flaps."
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