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2 people found this review helpful
50.9 hrs on record (43.4 hrs at review time)
Subject: OMG, Worst Experience EVER - Rust Ruined My Life!

Hey everyone,

I can't even with this stupid game called Rust! Ugh, it's like the absolute worst thing that has ever happened to me. I literally died, like, a thousand times, and it's so unfair! I mean, seriously, who makes a game where you die every two seconds? So not cool!

First of all, I spent, like, forever building this super awesome base. It was, like, the coolest thing ever. And then, out of nowhere, some no-life hacker comes and blows it up! Like, seriously? I worked so hard on that base, and now it's just gone. I'm, like, so done.

And the other players? Ugh, they're all a bunch of tryhards. I just wanted to chill and have a good time, but nope. These sweaty nerds with no lives keep killing me over and over again. Like, get a life, people! I have better things to do than get wrecked by some basement-dwelling gamer with no social skills.

And the graphics? Don't even get me started. I mean, who needs good graphics anyway? I'd rather have, like, a million V-Bucks in Fortnite than play this trash.

Oh, and the controls? So confusing! I couldn't figure out how to do anything, and everyone was, like, speaking in some weird gamer language that made no sense. Like, hello, not everyone is a gaming genius. Can't the developers make it, like, idiot-proof or something?

In conclusion, Rust is the absolute worst game ever, and I can't believe I wasted my time on it. If you value your sanity, stay far, far away from this dumpster fire of a game. I'm, like, so over it. 😡😡😡

Whatever, I'm going back to Minecraft, where at least people don't suck and destroy your stuff for no reason.

Peace out,
xxRustSurvivorxx





Posted 28 December, 2023.
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18 people found this review helpful
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32.9 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
This game really made me feel special as my dad left me at a young age. The dialogue between father and son made me feel the bliss of true happiness that I have never felt before living with my single alcholic mother who would beat me every day and night while I played on my Atari.
Posted 22 August, 2021.
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2 people found this review funny
3,050.1 hrs on record (1,440.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Ive played 3k hours and still havent met a hot sexy russian man to put his cyka in my blyat dont buy

Posted 24 January, 2018. Last edited 4 September, 2021.
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