Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated death, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too - you've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm Big Boss, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you my friend. From here on out…You're Big Boss.

[ V AN IT Y ;_F A IR ]:
get out of there and suck my ♥♥♥♥ Hatsune Miku!!!!

"According to our philosophy, should the right hand, second finger from the left (Index finger), be sucked daily...

Also...
Desu, kawaii and such～～～"

Have multiple women who want to be in an intimate relationship with me.
My body is so muscular and extraordinary, that female lifeguards faint and fall into the pool when I take my shirt off.

ḱḯღ 3 Jun @ 10:44pm
Cringe but a total sexy mess

It's been over a year and I'm still not friends with benefits with an attractive feminine boy in his 20s who likes dressing and styling his hair like an 80s glam metal band member except with a higher preference for black clothing. Why is life so unfair?