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Feliz año Nuevo :v

boo

this dood

sheeeeeeeeesh what a handsome man! Thank you for letting me borrow $100.000 and your Bugatti.

great team player & a grinder forsure!

This guy got a MASSIVE pp +rep

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 ⡎⢸  ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄    ⡸  ⡆    ⠣⠱⡀
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 ⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉                    ⠈⠁⠘⡄
 ⢇    ⠁                              ⠘⡄
 ⢸            ⢀⣀⣀⡀        ⢀⣀⣀⡀  ⢣
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⠰⡁              ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊  ❤ ⡠⢄  ⡘
 ⠱⣀          ⢀⠜    ⠇        ⢀⠔⠁  ⡏
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glad i met this FLUffy

wolo

Hey there. You've been posting on my profile quite a bit and I've been thinking... maybe we should uhhh.... get to know each other a little better? I mean you already have my poop through your letterbox and I so totally don't even know you. So, what do you think? We can get all dapper and I'll take you somewhere classy like McDonalds or something?

hey bro thanks for inviting me to go to your beach house off the coast of the Cayman islands. The private jet with the diamond studded leather seats and complimentary Rolex watches was very nice too! Also, Good job on saving everyone's life when that preschool got on fire :D

discriminatory to children

felt like i walked into a spencers when i saw your profile ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the edge

prob a cutie

♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate the guy. I ask for $15 and he gives me $16. Man has no pride or honor. Truly the worst scum you could find on this planet. 10/10 gamer 1/10 lover 11/10 cool guy XOXOXX

- Signed by yours truly, flu's 69th best friend, Me

wololo

+rep

flu you were the best "lover" I've ever had.... UwU

-rep

H-Hewwo there >////< I-I-I was wooking on your profile and saw that you have mhw!!!!~ A-And I was wondering owo if you c-c-c-c-could maybe but i-it for me??!! >////< I-I’d send you something back since I’m a cute gril uwu

DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.1. say your name ten times.2. say your mom's name five times.3. say your crushes three times.4. paste this to four other profiles.If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die. SEND THIS TO 4 PROFILES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS LOL.

Dad?

I always ban Pyke because of his voice line

So, whoever I play, no matter lane or meta or anything, I always ban Pyke. His Voice line is just so smooth, like smooth cold sand on my hot feet, and it is deep and growly and it makes my skin feel tingly. I’m a straight dude but Pyke is just something else, If you know what I mean “my list just got longer” yeah dude you know what else got longer?

hey BUDDY, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

CREATIVITY

how many of your braincells did it take to make this?? we realize it's hard not to get a little excited when you see an epic and kek worthy keanu chungus wholesome 100 meme but PLEASE HAVE SOME CREATIVITY!!!

at least TRY to expand on the joke if you are going to post cringe !!! don't boil this place down to all the funny catchphrases :( :( :(

did that make it through your thick skull?? next time it happens i'll SEX your mom too 😡

My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.

My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.

If u suck your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turn 16, it is considered illegal due to gravitational time dilation?

Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your ♥♥♥♥ has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your ♥♥♥♥ (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turned 16, your head would age first. This means your 16 year old head would be sucking your 15 year old ♥♥♥♥.

Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I'm Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.

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It's true

Yooooo look at dis dood

mabax said your short, not me

When Kai'Sa was released, Riot got a lot of hate for how sexualized she was. People were mostly refering to her puffy lips, her peachy rear and her V-neck, all paired with that skin tight suit.

My problem is none of this, it's her shoulder thrusters. Those big, chunky, gaping thrusters, with void energy dripping out of them. When I get to support a Kai'Sa, I often ask her to do her /joke. When the little toad hops up to her and gets sucked into her thruster, I just can't help it. My mind fantasizes about being that frog, about being sucked into the thing I crave the most. Usually I afk for the first few minutes after that to finish up. Then I come to lane just to see her shoot all sorts of projectiles out of her thrusters. When she leans back to shoot her missile and the thrusters push it out as if they were giving birth to a void-made miracle, I almost faint half of the time. I see her cast the small missile barrage and I can literally feel every single missile below my belt.

owo uwu >w<

Relax guardian you are scaring them!!!

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial land tank outside Rubicon. He's well protected. But with the right team we can punch through their defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

Ja, må han leva!
Ja, må han leva!
Ja, må han leva uti hundrade år!
Javisst ska han leva!
Javisst ska han leva!
Javisst ska han leva uti hundrade år!

Don't mind me just summoning my boy Lucifer

હેલો હા યાર તમે ખૂબ જ સુંદર છો હું તમને ગમે છે
છો હું તમને ગમે છેહેલો હા હેલોહેલોછો હું ત
યાર તમે જ સુંદ યાર તમે ખૂબતમને ગમે છે જ સુંદર

It's been a few days since I first saw the design of the upcoming PS5. I have wanted to ♥♥♥♥ it ever since. I had been having suicidal thoughts before I saw the design for the first time. Luckily, the very idea of my ♥♥♥♥ inside its tight 4k UHD Blu-ray drive is enough to keep me from slitting my wrists. The first time I get my hands on it, I will ♥♥♥♥ it so hard that litres of ♥♥♥ will be pouring out of its cooling vantilators. I imagine I will ♥♥♥ around around 20 times within a matter of minutes. I simply cannot wait.

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stans jungkook skskskskskskkkekeklekekeke

this guy really got the flu

comment :D

+rep an absolute pro gamer, also provides free therapy sessions

wolo

Nerd :3 <3

♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of step sis cyn good watch

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