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It's a little jank but you're in a robot and you're clicking on another robot until it ♥♥♥♥♥♥' explodes. If you want more than that, it's got co-op so you and up to 3 friends can missile robots together.

It's alright. It doesn't surprise you with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and it gives you slightly excessive amounts of loot to sustain yourself. It's silly but has room for skill. Personally, my crew decided we didn't want to do a turn so we spent 20 minutes and a few stakes to go over a hill and winch our way across the ravine, then back but lower so we could just Not do a little Bouldering for a bit.

except insurance fraud. ♥♥♥♥ insurance fraud.

Makes me nostalgic for an era I was only plausibly a part of. I miss Windows 95, sometimes. I miss when vaporwave was a trend, even though I hated it then. This game is decently paced. My first time through, I thought it was so much larger than it is, feared every fall just that much more. It evokes enough dread, but leaves enough. This is an enjoyable experience, and in another 5 years I'll probably play it a third time. It's full of references that hit perfectly to my millenial ass, yet is rooted in absurd humor that should be a bit more timeless.

This did get me to start my list of absolutely hated "games that end in a contextless kaliedoscope montage", but the rest of the game is great.

It's only been 18 hours? I thought I've played this a lot more and was just pretty bad at it. It's good if you want a game to be in a flow state for. Music is amazing. Gameplay is alright.

Incredible power fantasy. It gives you tedium, then just before that gets stale, it gives you something to beat that tedium. You'd never guess from the first 3 hours of gameplay that this is a game with boss battles better than Metal Gear Solid, but by god it is. And yet, it never lets go of the cargo management aspect. You'll be taking active gunfire whilst hiding behind cover and your main concern will be if your load's balanced enough for you to sprint over and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of that guy, and which pieces of luggage you're comfortable leaving on the ground and which you can sacrifice to fling and dome that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

To your hellpods, divers.

Probably the best Spider Man game, the best rocket-powered Shadow of the Colossus, the best Sonic game. You're your own worst enemy, or rather, your lust for speed is. The game isn't exactly difficult; if you were to go slower, it would be easy. I suspect a boardless run is possible, dragging your butt on the ground across the entire game, but that would be downright torture to consider.

I have a combo so broken, I am attempting to spawn 28 bees a second, and because one was created behind m y leader, that bee is trying to spawn 28 bees a second and is now a leader, and because a bee was created behind that bee, it is trying

and all of these bees are trying to push each other out of the way. It is currently taking 45 seconds per second, in an event with no enemy. This mining event auto-completes after 4 minutes of game time. I have been here for a half hour.

It's like they listened to the HL2 developer commentaries, except it's just the one node about making your maps wrap back on themselves with recognizable landmarks, so the player can feel a sense of progress. You're basically seeing all the test chambers three times: some preview from before the door, the chamber, and then a walk-past once you're done from higher up.