De Boormachine
Daan
Netherlands
Retired Professional CS:GO player for Positiespel.

What are you guys playing? I’m supposed to be playing Counter Strike™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass. Is it De Boormachine?! Yeah, De Boormachine. Who is De Boormachine?

Some say De Boormachine is the first Counter Strike™ player ever. Born from fire. I heard, De Boormachine can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult. I heard De Boormachine once defeated an entire army with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape… WHAM!!! Just like that! collective gasps Iphone Notification What? No, no no no, no no no! Iphone Notification. That’s impossible! “De Boormachine” has defused the hostage! Mine too! Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad. You have no idea what just happened. I might have some idea.

Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact De Boormachine.
Retired Professional CS:GO player for Positiespel.

What are you guys playing? I’m supposed to be playing Counter Strike™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass. Is it De Boormachine?! Yeah, De Boormachine. Who is De Boormachine?

Some say De Boormachine is the first Counter Strike™ player ever. Born from fire. I heard, De Boormachine can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult. I heard De Boormachine once defeated an entire army with a single blow. But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape… WHAM!!! Just like that! collective gasps Iphone Notification What? No, no no no, no no no! Iphone Notification. That’s impossible! “De Boormachine” has defused the hostage! Mine too! Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad. You have no idea what just happened. I might have some idea.

Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact De Boormachine.
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Recent Activity
46 hrs on record
last played on 23 Jan
17 hrs on record
last played on 23 Jan
36 hrs on record
last played on 18 Jan
Thothis 21 Jun, 2025 @ 1:29pm 
ompetitive player!
LvM- 29 Apr, 2022 @ 6:03am 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.
LvM- 22 Nov, 2019 @ 10:40am 
just another NIXXA who cheat for some D I C K in his A S S
Danishdot - Free Bananas! 12 Nov, 2019 @ 7:08am 
just another NIXXA who cheat for some D I C K in his A S S
MAMBO GRANDE 27 Oct, 2019 @ 11:29am 
nice hacking fdp
MAMBO GRANDE 27 Oct, 2019 @ 11:19am 
YOU ARE WIN 1 ROUND NOOB