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46 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Don't let the other reviews fool you. I played this game for 47 minutes and I really tried to give it the benefit of the doubt since it's early access but it looks and plays like something a child would create. There's only 4 resolution settings (one of which being "NONE"), none of which match my monitor resolution. The glare from the lights is unbearable when you get close, so I tried to change the video settings but they just make the game look blurry rather than changing anything. Sounds are triggered, so if you accidentally activate something more than once the sound plays on repeat and you can't stop it. The only audio setting is music so I can't even turn down the triggered sounds in game. On top of this, there's no tutorial so you just have to mess around and hope you figure out what the devs wanted you to do in each level. The interact hitbox for one of the key items in the game is very small despite it having a large model, so more often than not you won't be able to pick up the item and move it around as intended. There are a few levels where you can fall out of the map or into a nonplayable area as well, forcing you to restart the stage (it looks like they knew about this because they added a "Restart Stage" button). I don't think anyone actually played this game before it got put up for sale here, because these are glaring oversights that should have been obvious and easy fixes. Very disappointing.
Posted 20 October, 2020.
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556.5 hrs on record (142.0 hrs at review time)
Love this game. Fantastic improvement on the original, and right when it starts to get stale there's usually a new update. :)
Posted 14 August, 2020.
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4.6 hrs on record
private games, the only reason to actually download this game, are now behind a paywall. this has turned in to a glorified mobile app. you can no longer play the game with your friends unless you pay for it on a monthly basis. do not install this game, it isn't worth your time (or HD space).
Posted 26 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
567.3 hrs on record (228.5 hrs at review time)
i bound W to my mouse so that i can beat off eat and play pyro at the same time
Posted 24 November, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
this is like the video game version of the nutshack
Posted 27 December, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
20.7 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
why do the good die young
Posted 14 October, 2015.
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