Recent reviews by Horse Merkin

It's good

For my money, this is one of the best looking games of all time. Man, just thinking about this thing makes me want to replay it. This is the sort of classic manly fun that made me fall in love with games.

This game is great but it also makes me feel like I'm bad at games. So many wasted generations sent to useless deaths. It's a good thing this thing is so upbeat, because it sorta bums me out.

This game should only be discussed in company that has also played it. Must play game for 2013.

A puzzle game that lacks polish isn't much of a game. The promise of its gameplay gimmick is never realized.

Too esotaric for its own good. This game does so little to consider how other people are going to experience. Too little depth that takes too long to unlock. It's a painful slog with no payoff.

I tried to love you MirrorMoon EP. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playtest your game dudes. This game is not made for humans.

I made the mistake of buying this game in the evening (8pmish). I did not stop playing until 6pm the next day... This is only the 3rd time in my life I've played a game all night. I never thought it would happen again.

This game's story will leave you stunned and the depth of its simple mechanics will harm the most important parts of your brain. There are few games of this calibur.