hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

HOW MANY GRAY MATER YOU AHVE IN YOUR BALLS WRINKLES!!!

LOOK AT THIS ♥♥♥♥ HEAD HES CRINGE HE WANTS THE SUPER POWER OF SUPER STRENGH SO HE CAN BEAT UP HIS HIGH SCHOOL BBULLY

h-hewwo? HEWWO???

wtf I hate anime now

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"orange is the new black" i say to myself emotionlessly as i don my naruto robes, lay back on my bed and burst both of my eyes with my thumbs without making a sound. Pain is in the mind. I am now a concept.

"your honor im an ironic criminal and none of my crimes are canon"

my defense lawyer rolls in a portable TV playing Dr Who and i laugh at the jokes, especially the ones that i dont understand.

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first off id like to give a shout out and show of appreciation to Paul Grungo, President of Small Dads with Big Ideas Inc. He taught me that being a short father does not mean you have to give up your lease on life so easily. Too bad for him I could care less for him and his mickey mouse window washing bike riding organization. I stomped him into a fine red paste, I hope the last thing that went through his skull, other than my size 16 steel toe tread, was that everything that he strove for in life was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ing lie and that small dads should adapt or die.

thats all i have to say on the matter, please stop calling or ill be forced to live my life without any phones and cry.

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL THINKING IM POSSESSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT
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WHATA ♥♥♥♥ MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A ♥♥♥♥ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

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the date is march 7 and im in mcdonalds taking pictures of this chubby boy near the window with my game boy camera. he sees me doing it and tells me to stop. i dont stop. he keeps whining but theres nothing he can do to stop me. i just took another picture. i bet his name is Dunken.

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(◕﹏◕✿) I-I'm ready!

senpai is wonderful!

Be confident

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QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've just been good feelings and butt pleased. Go drink a glass of coke you upstanding citizen. I bet you have a fetish, but I won't ask about it because that would be rude, nor will I make any snide insinuations of what it could possibly be. You're just so glad all the time, it's too easy to get along with you.
"I like to drink water from a water bottle after running for a few miles" -You

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”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ⊂(ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒) NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!

IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

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WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER

IF U WERE CAPTURED BY CIPHER TOMORROW, I WOULDNT ♥♥♥ RESCUE U CUZ ID B N A COMA 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT CAPTURED U!
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……/ ‘—-___________——_____] = = = = = D ♥♥♥♥ DA PATRIOTS
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get

LEAKED ENDING OF MGSV HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSEfR1K6ryw

slut

I wish The Boss was my mom, then she could scold me when I start throwing revolvers around.

Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.

Blaaaa, buy SOC Shadow... its the first and includs a rich tut on start of the best Game ever!!! It teaches you how to moov silent nere by your enemys. very helpfull in cod mw3... I´m on Rank 1500 in cod mw3 (kill confirmed)only by following the same rules lke in this game. call me a camper or STALKER, but it works!!! ;DDD

CO-OP in! Snake in!