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Recent reviews by Pandelume

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2,328.9 hrs on record
If only we could go back to 2007 and bottle that lightning.
Posted 3 June, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
151.9 hrs on record (138.4 hrs at review time)
I just finished this game and I already miss Night City.
Posted 29 October, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
17.2 hrs on record
Nah. This ain't it.

For a while I kept thinking all I had to do was finish one more quest, or get to one new area, and then the game would finally, FINALLY open up and really start to click. It never did. The galaxy is so big and yet the game feels sterile and empty, like butter scraped over too much bread.

I've never experienced such bland and flavorless world building. Gigantic mining stations sit less than a mile from unguarded and easily accessible alien ruins, and yet no one has ever explored them. I could accuse the world building of being written by AI, but honestly I think ChatGPT would come up with something more coherent and interesting on the first try. What on earth was their creative team even doing all those years?

The game has no charm or character to it whatsoever. Not a single artistic idea that will resonate long term in the collective consciousness of pop culture. Not even an "arrow to the knee" line of dialogue. There's just nothing.
Posted 12 October, 2023.
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22.5 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
GOAT
Posted 10 September, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
548.9 hrs on record (48.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game constantly wows me and surprises me, and I will think about it for the rest of my life.
Posted 14 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.1 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Every dirtbag who has ever enjoyed firing a gun in a video game should make time to play this game.
Posted 15 March, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
89.5 hrs on record (82.6 hrs at review time)
My only complaint is that this game should have been called Hell Train.
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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10 people found this review helpful
53.5 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
True successor to DoomRL and a great roguelike, can't recommend it enough.
Posted 3 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
147.7 hrs on record (105.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Good game getting better with every update.
Posted 2 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
440.5 hrs on record (173.5 hrs at review time)
Game is real good
Posted 27 February, 2018.
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