Very true.

this is why its only ethical to goon to 3d furry models in VRchat. i dont make the rules 🤷🏿‍♀️💯

It feels wrong gooning to real people

99% of the time, I dont watch irl porn. I mostly prefer fictional art created by artists for mainly two reasons. First is that it is a piece of drawn/animated art and I am someone who appreciates that kind of art. Second is that, it feels less awkard as the ones depicted are fictional characters.

Given that I interact with real people all the time and also the explotation of irl sex workers is rampant in this industry, it just feels so damn weird to goon to real people.

an angel lost his wings

About to erase my 15 Terabyte porn collection forever... Wish me luck!

Todays the day... Ive finally had enough...

Porn addiction has slowly ruined my life and over 15 years i have amassed approximately 15 Terabytes worth of a porn collection. Yes, a lot of it has been downloaded from tube sites, but around 5 Terabytes worth have actually been legitamitely bought and paid for. Yes, ive paid for 5000 GIGABYTES worth of porn over 15 years!! Either way, i need to get rid of it once and for all as i will always just keep crawling back if i know its there.

I have calculated roughly how much ive spent on porn and horrifiyingly ive spent approximately $70,000 worth within 15 years or $4600 per year. Ive hit rock bottom and ive made up my mind, this is the end of my porn addiction, i need to get rid of porn once and for all.

It starts now, wish me luck.

Why do people always say not my proudest fap when referring to really weird or bad porn. What's supposed to be your proudest fap then? When you came in 5 minutes from some vanilla porn? If you manage to get yourself off to some giantess pegging interracial porn you should be way more proud than if you only ♥♥♥ to a man and a woman having boring regular sex. It takes commitment, time and effort to get off to incest fishnet stockings vore porn. When you ♥♥♥ it feels like a real achievement, something to be proud of, but if you just ♥♥♥ to what everyone else is already watching then there's nothing to be proud of. You've done the bare minimum. Masturbating to furry reverse birth scat porn takes true effort just to stay hard. It trains your mental fortitude and teaches you to push against all odds and when you finally orgasm it feels like you earned it. Now that's something to be proud of.

realest

I do not get caught soft.

This reminded me of how I take a sildenafil before every massage, laser appointment, or gym locker room visit. Every single one. No exceptions.

It started after one massage therapist told me how “most men get erections during this, but it’s okay that you didn’t.”

So now, anytime there’s even a 1% chance someone might see me flaccid — I pop the pill. Gym locker rooms? Pop the pill. Public swimming pools? Pop the pill. Family gatherings? Pop the pill. I do not get caught soft.

You think it’s weird? You know what’s even weirder? Lying on a table getting oiled up while your body betrays you in a moment of judgement. Never again.

I’m not even aiming for 100%. Honestly, 30–50% is the sweet spot. Silent, stoic.

It’s not about sex. It’s about honor. Control. Presentation. The body as a vessel of strength, not shame. You wouldn’t show up to battle with a flacid sword.

Anyway. That’s why I carry emergency sildenafil. Just in case.

its a me_irl reference

is this an assassin's creed reference

I tried to emulate Diogenes’s philosophy of cynicism by masturbating in university philosophy class to prove a point about societal hypocrisy and its arbitrary standards. Now I am suspended.


I'd been reading about Diogenes how he'd supposedly masturbated in public to prove a point about natural urges and societal shame (saw it on reddit, it must be reliable and a historical event). I thought, why not now? If Diogenes could do it in public of Athens, I could do it in Philosophy 3001W to make a statement. So, I did mid-lecture, I unzipped my jeans and started emulating Diogenes. I figured it'd spark a discussion, maybe even earn me some philosopher cred or even extra credit. For about ten seconds, I felt like Diogenes. Then the room went silent, everyone looked at me in shock.

Before I could even explain to my professor and peers I got kicked out of class

oh poor baby 🥹🥹 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥹🥹 yeah 🥹🥹 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it? you're a moron?? do you need chatgpt to ♥♥♥♥ your wife ?? 🥹🥹

sybau🗿

🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stone today"? Its useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. Its not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smug. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die.

woah !!

it means were compatible

my psychiatrist said I have a vore fetish?? what does it mean ?

> Meet co-worker
> She said "hi"
> mentally ♥♥♥ instantly, she will be mine
> 3 months go by, her stomach is bigger
> she must know I'm into inflation
> Set a bear trap to bring her home
> 3 more months go by
> Co-worker has giant belly
> Nose bleeding
> Consider asking if she's into vore
> She disappears for 9 months
> No belly, talking about having a child
> Wtf

I hate women at my workplace

terrible day to understand english

I was banned from my cinema due to the Minecraft movie.

I got banned from my cinema because of this movie. I have never seen such an inspiring, fulfilling piece of CINEMA. To say this movie is a masterpiece is a SEVERE understatement.

Now, as aforementioned, I got banned from my cinema due to this film, as I quite frankly could not handle this overwhelming experience, so I just HAD to whip out my veiny ahh dih💔. Throughout the film, I was absolutely DEMOLISHING my meat, climaxing extremely frequently, and finishing COUNTLESS times. I was especially aroused when Jack black said "I am steve", emptying GALLONS of my viscous fluid.

Overall, ♾️/10 movie, if I could rate more I would. Original storyline, spiritual storyline, and a gun cast.

Absolute cinema✋️👴🤚

Every day when I go to school, I hang out with the new guy who just HAPPENS to be mildly attractive (because he has no friends) and when I go back to my friend group they tell me that I probably have a crush on the new guy. BUT I DON'T! These bozos make fun of me every day because I hang out with the slightly attractive new guy but they all know it, I'M NOT GAY! Even in online forums I'm not safe, my friends track me down and post to the entire world that “@mrnotgay is a homosexual male attracted to the new guy at school!” And they don't get it! I AM NOT GAY! And you'd think I'm safe at home, but even my PARENTS think I have the hots for this guy and they ask me every day “how's the boyfriend” and it pisses me off!

me asf

I'm worried that Trump is going to come after the lgbt porn industry and make it illegal.

I'm a gooner okay and it's fun. I don't want to lose my favourite hobby outside of riding bikes.

What can be done to stop the Republicans and Trump from banning porn in the US?

Several red states already passed laws blocking the sites. Elmo could ban it from Twitter next there's a lot of vocal support from clownservatives.

I need advice tho 😭

I did NOT consent to ts posted on my wall 💔 💔 💔 💔

Hi, I’ve been on hormones for 5 months now and omg these passing months have been hell for my downstairs area lol. IT SMELLS EXACTLY LIKE BALLS AND I ABSOLUTELY KINDA LOVE IT??? BUT ITS TOO MUCH AND I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH MY CLOTHES AS WELL. I shower everyday and idk if it changes anything but I shave it as well. It smells horrid and why is it THIS STRONG? please give me some advice Im afraid that people around me will notice or smth😭😭😭

actually me !!!

It's been 2 hours without Tiktok, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe withdrawals. I woke up today trying to open Tiktok but the app was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, and I can barely get out of my bed to do anything. I’m sick to my stomach at this point, life is worthless.

Look, if you want me to believe any of these new drugs work, dont show me the microscope image. Show me the picture of some middle age dude on full NW7 at the end of his rope on suicide watch, and then the after with the same MFer at NW0 with a smile from ear to ear. Only then, i will believe, put that drug on overnight shipping, and mainline that ♥♥♥♥♥ directly on my ♥♥♥♥ vein. Until then 😴

i bought it 😈😈😈

Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players. It’s more than a skin; it’s a symbol of their early commitment and grind. Let them keep their exclusivity.
Show your respect by appreciating its rarity, not owning it. Some things are better left untouched.

My desktop has the access panel and face panel removed. It somehow fixed a problem, so it stays that way. I've long since forgotten which cords do what, and I have a little plastic pig glued on top of the tower. Removing the pig is grounds for violence because it also somehow makes it work. I can't turn the computer off normally anymore, I have to power cycle it. It has long since stopped throwing error messages, which concerns me. It runs like a broken legged arthritic tortoise going uphill and I can't play anything newer that Attila Total War. I feel like a tech priest when it has a fit because it's like "beg it to work while tapping the case, if that fails, unplug it for 7 minutes, no more, no less, then plug it back in and wait."
My computer is more like a skinned man strapped into life support, desperately wishing for death, but always denied because his pain serves a greater purpose: porn

omg so true !

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