Recent reviews by a_name

people who put tons of money on cs: not happy and probably dead
people who didn't put tons of money on cs but want something cool: happy and probably alive

opening this game scared me so bad i fell out of my chair

yum yum yum

please let me do muney puck pucks slap
ting ting ting
yeahhh goal
let me get skin i i i am literally 100 points off boowomp

I had a friend walk in solo, heard him scream "OH GOD OH LORD BUG," he then gets wrapped by some bug thing and all I can hear is him screaming, running towards me casually talking with another.

The issue is, is that a locked door was in between us, his blood curdling screams, begging for help, neither me or my bud of mine had a shovel, I directed him to grab a key, but then it was too late, the damned bug took the life of our pal...may his sacrifice be much worth......

Hey! Free flashlight and walkies? Yipeeee, time to continue exploring the compound for our company! Must, must meet our quota! Oh yes! More risky places to go to? No matter, this is a job for me! Along with pals of yours, you can be your very own boss! C'mon now, let's get going for the quota now! Don't want big boss angry!