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Discovery Channel’s two-hour “Eaten Alive” spectacle turned out to be a total cop-out, with conservationist Paul Rosolie’s attempt to be swallowed whole by an anaconda ending up as nothing more than an overpublicized stunt. Note to Rosolie: When you make promises, it’s best to keep them, no matter how gross they might be.

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