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Invited this guy to my Minecraft survival world thinking we’d build a nice little town together. Within ten minutes he had burned my house to the ground, shoved my villagers into a basement, and then breeded WITH them.
When I died trying to stop him, he looted my corpse, did heinous things (pp in but hole), and then wore all of my loot like a trophy.
He pillaged every chest, blew up my farm, and then typed in chat: “might makes right.”
If you value your world, your loot, or your virginity, do not invite this man to your server.
Invited this guy to my Minecraft server. Within 15 minutes he had built a functional gulag, rewritten the server rules in Cyrillic, and started lecturing new players on the merits of Stalinist architecture.
He banned my little cousin for “bourgeois behavior” because he crafted a diamond sword before contributing to the communal wheat farm.
Said “history will vindicate me” before TNT’ing spawn and logging off.
Came back two weeks later under a different name and declared himself “Supreme Chairman of PvP.”
Calls ping “a capitalist illusion.”
Do NOT trust this man. He enjoys hearing little boys squirm.
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard dong push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO