Paco
Carlos
Omaha, Nebraska, United States
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Level
47
Infernal Cape
500 XP
Currently In-Game
Counter-Strike 2
Profile Awards  5
Badges  56
Games  395
Inventory   
Screenshots  398
Reviews  11
Artwork  4
Groups  31
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Friends  122
156
josh
Online
147
Scorpion
Online
120
ben
Online
103
RavishingIsabella
Online
87
Tovr
Offline
86
carnage
In-Game
Counter-Strike 2
Favorite Game
Counter-Strike 2
3,766
Hours played
1
Achievements
Elite Crewman
100 XP
Achievement Progress   1 of 1
Screenshots 66 Review 1
Item Showcase
Cringe Gamer Bio/History
27, Bi, He/Him

Competitive Experience
Currently 1-0 in Season 56 of ESEA Open as Counter Strokers [www.faceit.com] with Drewfy, LilyFry, Disobeys, RogueReaper, and Skelebot
Placed 2nd in Valorant Premier E8A2 Advanced 4, with RogueReaper, LilyFry, DrArcas, and Snuggy
Placed 4th? out of 5 teams lol despite various roster issues at the first UNO MavLAN with Charizard, RogueReaper, KDN, and Dani
Placed 5th subbing for UNO Red at ISU OpenLAN
Placed 3rd in Valorant at MAGE IOWA [smash.gg], and won $250 as a team
Currently working on team for next season of Open <- dead
Sub in ESEA Intermediate Season 34 for DEAD TEAM OMEGALUL [play.esea.net]
Sub/Bottom in ESEA Open Season 33 for Retirement Party (Fesh, entry, shoji, Promods, J13, Paco)
9-6 in season, out in 3rd round of playoffs, 2-1 W/L
ESEA Open Season 31 with Octos [play.esea.net] (9W-7L, 0-1 in playoffs)
Hot Garbage [cevo.com] in CEVO Season 10.
Also here [play.esea.net] is my ESEA profile if you wanna look
Placed 3rd at NETWAR LAN 34, going 3-2
Sucked absolute ♥♥♥♥ at NETWAR 35 because of roster issues lol
I played Siege at NETWAR 36 and won a couple matches but played no CS (sad I know)
Placed 2nd/3rd at NETWAR 37 going 4W-1L, lost to oBo's team NotLikeThis


my PC
CPU: Ryzen 7 9800X3D w/ CoolerMaster MasterLiquid 360L AIO
GPU: Sapphire Nitro+ RX 9070XT
RAM: 64GB G.Skill Trident Z5 RGB DDR5 @ 6000MHz
Motherboard: ASUS TUF Gaming B850-Plus Wifi
PSU: BeQuiet! Pure Power 12M 1000W
Chassis: NZXT H6 Flow RGB + some ARGB case fans to look fancy
Storage: Samsung 990 Pro 2TB
OS: Windows 11, considering Bazzite (Linux)

Peripherals
Monitor: LG 27GP750-B, 240hz 1080p
Keyboard: Glorious GMMK3 75%, Glorious Aura V3 Pudding Black Keycaps, Gateron Jupiter Reds
Mouse: Zowie EC2-CW, 800DPI, .9 sens in CS2
Mousepad: Glorious Ice Glass Pad I got for 20 bucks (it's pretty decent)
Headset: Sennheiser HD599 with BAM Mic

Recent Activity
34.6 hours past 2 weeks
3,766 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
Counter-Strike 2
Elite Crewman
100 XP
Achievement Progress   1 of 1
Screenshots 66 Review 1
17.8 hrs on record
last played on 11 Jan
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Achievement Progress   17 of 55
+12
186 hrs on record
last played on 31 Dec, 2025
Deadlock
Comments
ᵣᵢₐᵣₐᵣₜₐₘ 13 Jan @ 2:01am 
+Rep from FACEIT he was a pretty good thanks for game 🔥
Hitpoint 12 Jan @ 3:09pm 
Hey paco, reaching out because we want to change our esea game time, is this possible?
MariusPontmercy 9 Jan @ 9:28am 
paco and carlos gathered around the living room after a pleasant early dinner . the sun had begun to set and the cool fall breeze had drifted in tickling the underside of their throats as they settled into the various chairs strewn haphazardly across the hall . paco noticed sawl's gaze fixated on him . he could feel the desire in his friend . " what are you thinking about sawl ? " paco asked . sawl gazed deeply into his eyes as if to look into paco's very soul . " did you know my friend, one of the largest emissions of nuts on earth are from me as a result of your beauty " . paco was speechless. sawl smirked again. " in fact, that's why whenever there's unpleasant smells around i merely state ' oh it's just the desire dear, it's just the desire' i don't own a dog so i have to blame the desire! " sawl declared triumphantly . silence filled the room before the two began kissing . " good one my lover! " paco said, and " big chungus ! " sawl replied .
OT Mike 5 Jul, 2025 @ 9:26pm 
fa ggot
bee 12 Mar, 2025 @ 4:37pm 
ngl i came here to comment somethings meanthen just saw my last strand of messages and nothing will ever top that
bee 1 Jul, 2024 @ 7:07pm 
Sea Shanty 2 cheeeckk