YES, Im a Khajiit.
YES, I supported Ulfric Stormcloak.
NO, I did not enter this country legally.
AND NO: I am not high on Skooma today.

Triggered, Imperials? Yeah, thats right. I think Ulfric will Make Skyrim Great Again. Every day of the week from Morndas to Sundas all I hear with these fuzzy ears is:

"HE'S RACIST
HE'S SEXIST
HE THINKS SKYRIM IS ONLY FOR THE NORDS
HE EMPLOYS ILLEGAL LIZARD LABOR AT THE DOCKS OF WINDHELM"

Well guess what, Milk Drinkers? He's right! Imperials import dangerous immigrants and theyre ruining Skyrim's culture. I escaped Imperial clutches before being executed and y'know what? I've probably killed hundreds of struggling Nords and their beleaguered employers. Ive sold soooo much Skooma, too (my wares of choice). But ImpTards dont care about facts, their Daedra Pan-Tamrielist agenda has you all fooled. We're going to Make Skyrim Great Again and normalize relations with the Dominion!

Side note! Cyrodiilians are the REAL racists! They didnt even have me registered in their elitist prison system and decided to execute me just because I have a tail.

Ulfric didn't judge me, he made jobs for me and through hard work Ive made a living with the Stormcloaks! I was at the Battle of Whiterun, what were you doing?? Thought so. I spit on Imperial Scum.

Wanna know why we have the right to bear 1 AND 2 Handed arms in Skyrim? We're going to drain the arch at Solitude and MARCH on Crooked Elisif, and if I die you can find me in Sovngarde, like a true warrior!!

-Ma'randru-jo Saspoor, Khajiit Stormcloak

#drainthearch #MSGA #PROUD #Wares #MaiqSkyrimGreatAgain