Recent reviews by Ø Mr. Steele Ø

UNC STILL GOT IT

I'm tired of this game, it's just disgusting how corporate greed forces EOMM upon everyone so ppl could donate for skins
I didn't have problems climbing up to platinum until season 3. Now it's practically 5 forced losses vs 1 win match. And no, it's not my skill because I often appear to be svp or have good stats and enemy team can be lower ranks and somehow I still lose to them. What's worse is that if this game forces you to play with someone who can leave the match or throw just because they didn't like something or think you or other teammate is worse (and devs just delete topics where u expose eomm for no real reason), a match is already lost
I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of forcing me to play matches where you get 0 help but ppl always ♥♥♥♥ on you while playing w+lmb characters
I also hate stomp matches where my whole team can be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stomped even if we put our effort too hard
Don't play this game it's just hate engagement optimized

UPD. Just to elaborate, my topic on rivals forum was deleted due to "offenses" but the text it got removed for didn't include any offensive stuff towards ppl who were discussing matchmaking (but the message came from steam support, so I'm not sure who got me warning for a topic). Apparently devs didn't like that topic got attention and removed it/sent reports to delete it. You can't even call out the game for being unfair

FIRST WE SILK, THEN WE SONG
LET'S GO SILKSONG
P.S. Подробнее обзор распишу после прохождения игры
P.S.S. TROBBIOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stormy Ascent and Future Tense should be considered as a murder attempt

- Good story
- Nice graphics
- Great optimization (on modified UE5)
- Large and diversive gameplay
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend who kills you with anything
- The title is said in the game (THEY SAID THE THING)
Truly the Split Fiction of all time

В этой игре можно увидеть мясо, расслабить булки, отстреливать бошки, а не потеть (с)

Hey, I'll play with you some other time!

Только стоит зайти в игру - тебя уже засыпают плюшками
Оч круто, что после вандербука на PS3 удалось погрузиться в Хогвартс еще лучше

Если вы хотели узнать, как пытают людей бесконтактно - просто поиграйте в это DLC

Играли мы как-то с друзьями, рейдили парковку, а нас в элеваторе прыгуны зажали. Один из нас пропал в затекстурье, а нас забили до смерти
10/10