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alias "+ding" "-attack; -attack2"
alias "+dong" "-jump"
bind "alt" "+boing; +ding; +dong"
cl_radar_scale 0.3
cl_hud_radar_scale 1.15
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"Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry
"I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want." -Bender
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"Poor man... he was like an employee to me."
-- The police commisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard
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Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help
the rabbit.
-- R.E. Shay
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If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy ...
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Living in the complex world of the future is somewhat like having bees
live in your head. But, there they are.
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And the French medical anatomist Etienne Serres really did argue that
black males are primitive because the distance between their navel and
penis remains small (relative to body height) throughout life, while
white children begin with a small separation but increase it during
growth -- the rising belly button as a m