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3 Sep, 2025 @ 3:45pm 
+rep is the brain behind my aim
><> 20 Aug, 2025 @ 7:10pm 
i miss her so much
water 4 Aug, 2025 @ 4:28am 
why burg lyin
Burg 3 Aug, 2025 @ 7:39pm 
from temperrr
Floofie 25 Jul, 2025 @ 4:42pm 
yo gurt
pem 27 Jun, 2025 @ 5:44pm 
I'm currently on summer break from uni, and I don't have a job ( Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't ask). So instead, I've been playing about 10-12 hours of CSGO a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in game in CSGO. I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted IM CT NOT T. I assume I was stuck on T forever on Nuke. I also was playing hide and seek with my baby brother, only to find that I was jiggle peeking corners in real life. I have this crosshair burned into my vision that Im constantly lining up at headshot level. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on straya day, however I informed them that I have to get my smurf out of nova 1. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too much csgo?
><> 24 Jun, 2025 @ 6:58pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xx
feeeeeeev 14 May, 2025 @ 8:16pm 
Yo
><> 5 May, 2025 @ 12:12am 
this guy talks pretty funny
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Boat Mormon 21 Sep, 2024 @ 2:59pm 
hey, mewing rn! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)
[CI] Gryphon 21 Feb, 2024 @ 10:49pm 
this guy was forced to lock in
[CI] Gryphon 11 Nov, 2023 @ 10:20am 
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.


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Szewa ZdR 27 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55am 
-rep f*cking russian dog cheater
Boat Mormon 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:48pm 
The fitness gram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test designed around torture of the male genitals. The missile knows this because in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, Vaporeon has over 300 confirmed kills, is trained in gorilla warfare and notices your bulgy wulgy from across the floor and has started furiously masterbaiting. Everyone else gave it strange looks and were saying things like ‘can we get much higher’ and ‘you can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker: gimme the name of Allah, the gracious, the merciful, Tesla’s co-founder and CEO. Elon is an inventor and as the righteous hand of the father; I shall rend you apart, and you shall become a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. I miss my wife tails. I want mommy, I want milk, i want to be held, i want to COOM I’M COOMING AUGH
mysterion 23 May, 2022 @ 1:24pm 
show me dem tiddies
Boat Mormon 22 May, 2022 @ 7:23pm 
May I, a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.
mysterion 3 Apr, 2022 @ 12:31pm 
awesome pfp :wiseoldman: +rep
VHA1831 14 Mar, 2022 @ 4:27pm 
-rep kind of a punk tbh
I Hate Ghoul 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29pm 
this guy bought me Holdfast, happy retirement
Mapenn 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24am 
hey, sowwy i saw youw pwofiwe and i just thought you wooked cute in youw pictuwe, i weawwy wanted to teww you that)) it's weawwy wawe to see giwws pwaying video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny and wike iww be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we shouwd weawwy pway w4d2 sometimes its a weawwy coow zombie game with a wot fo scawy moments, but dont wowwy iww be thewe to pwotect you ;) sowwy that wasnt fwiwting i sweaw im just twying to be fwiendwy i weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was that too faw? weawwy sowwy im weawwy shy i don't go out much haha add me on discord we shouwd tawk mowe you wook weawwy nice and fun xxx
Otto von Waffles 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05pm 
Kilroy was here.
丹尼·G 26 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm 
+rep good head
hotspot 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am 
very sus
Boat Mormon 23 Jul, 2021 @ 9:10pm 
Hey cutie! * attempts to hide my tail and wings and massive gigantic horse wolf ♥♥♥♥ s-so...h-how’s your day? * sweats * hehe.. so-so.. I was wondering.. when you were gonna get out of school for christmas haha.. so we could,, * gulp * h-hang out... haha.. Y-YOU don’t gotta!! It’s ok!! I’ll just.. s-stay lonely forever hah.. eyes shine cutely as i purr. * hey-uhm- i know this is sudden but- * grabs your hand and kisses it * wanna- wanna be my gf?* smiles *
Muszy 12 May, 2021 @ 12:40am 
OA
WinterChocolate 11 Apr, 2021 @ 1:08pm 
-rep ugly or something idk
doc moon 13 Feb, 2021 @ 10:59am 
joe nuts joe nuts joe nuts joe nuts in joe mouf :steamthis:
Boat Mormon 12 Feb, 2021 @ 1:56pm 
Central Jersey does not exist
doc moon 12 Feb, 2021 @ 12:59pm 
uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH central jersey lol
Rocket 27 Dec, 2020 @ 11:45am 
poG
Boat Mormon 25 Dec, 2020 @ 1:48pm 
MERRY POGMAS!!!
Golden Helmet 25 Dec, 2020 @ 12:35pm 
:zgsanta:MERRY CHRISTMAS!
:csd2smile:
Boat Mormon 4 Dec, 2020 @ 8:12pm 
bababooey
Slacker65 14 Nov, 2020 @ 8:43am 
Bababooey
Boat Mormon 10 Sep, 2020 @ 5:09pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dude i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love the stanky leg, when i wake up i n the morning i rise up and my body is just like "stanky leg time" and i do the stanky leg for 10 hours straight. when i get to school i do the stanky leg in class and everyone ends up vomiting blood and crying. after school me and the boys all go to my house and do the stanky leg until we ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ everywhere, my parents then walk in and cant handle the sheer power of the stanky leg. they both die witnessing the power of the gods. i eat, ♥♥♥♥ and breath the stanky leg. if u dont do the stanky leg ♥♥♥♥ you
Boat Mormon 18 Aug, 2020 @ 5:29am 
Just imagine the sheer horror of dumping mag after mag into a furry as they advance unharmed through the wall of fire like a vengeful God, the sun glinting red of those soulless eyes as they finally close the gap and bat away your gun like a toy, you begin to weep knowing what comes next as they lean in close and take a long lick of your salty tears before whispering into your ear "yiff yiff, fed boy" and you know you should've saved a round for yourself
Rocket 27 Jun, 2020 @ 8:43pm 
tAKE THAT BACK tRATIOR
Battlepants 3 Jun, 2020 @ 12:02pm 
Holdfast bad
Stu 27 May, 2020 @ 5:13pm 
@choog You called?
Choog 26 May, 2020 @ 1:37am 
I'm looking for a Derpy Banana, is that you?
Golden Helmet 22 May, 2020 @ 3:53pm 
:47_thumb_up::frenchcuirassier:
MisterNoodleHead 19 Apr, 2020 @ 9:24pm 
This 👈👉 is money snek. 🐍🐍💰💰 Upsnek ⬆⬆🔜🔜 in 7.123 7⃣ 1⃣2⃣3⃣ snekonds 🐍🐍 or you ✋✋ will NEVER ❌❌❌❌ get monies 💰💰 again Beware!! ✋✋❌❌ You😏😏 don't ❌❌ have much time!!🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕝 You 😏😏 may never ❌❌get monies 💰💰🐍💰💰 again!!
Stu 13 Apr, 2020 @ 2:16pm 
-rep dudes gamer tag used to be derpy banana.
Macaroani 13 Apr, 2020 @ 10:34am 
-rep doesn't respect the morning call to prayer
Folk 6 Sep, 2019 @ 5:58pm 
im pregnant and its yours! :steamsad:
Stu 16 Aug, 2019 @ 5:46pm 
This guy doesnt give a rat's ass about holdfast.
Figglehorn 9 Aug, 2019 @ 7:29pm 
+rep Pee Donor:cozyklei:
Stu 12 Jun, 2019 @ 9:55am 
Also make sure to add me on steam for cool tips and tricks.
Stu 12 Jun, 2019 @ 9:55am 
This isn't even the real guy. Unsubbed.