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Usually when my penis gets hard I’d just masturbate it off but recently I’ve just been getting tired of masturbating. It just not the same anymore. It puts me right to sleep, gets ♥♥♥ all over me, and I just been feeling miserable and dirty after it.
Now, my alternative has been pretending it is a gear shift lever on a manual car. It can be pretty funny.
I seriously hope I’m not the only one.
WARNING: YOU IT’S EASY TO HURT YOUR PENIS WHILE PRETENDING IT’S A GEAR SHIFT LEVER. REPLICATE THIS PRACTICE ONLY AT YOUR OWN RISK
i ╎ᒲᒲᒷ↸╎ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷꖎ|| ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 !¡∷𝙹ℸ ̣ ᒷᓭℸ ̣ , ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ᒲ|| ᓭ𝙹リ ᓭᔑ╎↸ "dᔑ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ∴⍑𝙹 i ᔑᒲ. Zᔑリ↸ᒷ∷ ᔑリ↸ i ᔑ∷ᒷ ╎リ ꖎ𝙹⍊ᒷ."
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
♥ 👹 ♥ 🎽 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🌽 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🍆
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my
cottage cheese sculpture."
♥ 📕 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 👹 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 💛 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👾 ♥ 📀
WEE WOO WEE WOO SIREN SOUNDS🚓. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE BUCKAROO👮♂️✋
IT APPEARS U HAVE MADE A REFERENCE TO THE ANIMATED SHORT “HAZBIN HOTEL”😧
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN 😇PROFILE. THAT CARTOON IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL👺, MADE TO SPREAD DRUG USE💉,HOMOSEXUALITY 💏,SATANISM👹,ATHEISM🙄, PREMARITAL SEX 😡AND THE GAY😱!!!
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO KINDLY 😠ASK YOU AND YOUR REFERENCES TO KINDLY RETURN 🔙TO YOUR RESPECTIVE FANDOM SUB OR I WILL BE FORCED TO GIVE YOU THE SAD BLUE ARROW⬇️, AND YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH 🤬OF TRUE GOD ALLAH ☪️BY THE WORD OF THE QUORN. I WILL SEND U THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS🤗🙏😘 FRIEND. GOD BLESS KEANU REEVES 🧔🏻
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Before you go and call me gay for sticking my finger up my ass while masturbating let me just tell you that it's NOT gay. If you stick your own finger into your prolapsed anus to get more pleasure while mashing your meat then it's completely fine. It's not another man's finger so your heterosexuality is safe. Infact, I recommend all men should try and stick something up their anus at least once in their lifetime. Speaking from my own experience it was an enlightening moment and really helped me understand my sexual desires and preferences. Honestly, if you don't shove something up your ass before the age of 10 like all the real men then you're probably a closet gay.
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