What the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little pallet jack user? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Forklift Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Sam's Club, and I have over 300 confirmed lifts. I am trained in the safe and efficient operation of a forklift and I’m the top pallet loader in the entire Costco Forklift Driver Facebook group. You are nothing to me but just another pallet. I will lift you the frick up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Costco supervisors across the USA and your Costco worker's ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your OSHA certification. You’re hecking fired, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can move a pallet in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Honda P500X Easylifter. Not only am I extensively trained in OSHA safety standards, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tri-state area Warehouse Employees Union and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Lifting job off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your lift cylinders. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will lift fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo.