dvz plays Apex Legends like the controller is fighting back. He lands late, somehow alone, in the worst building on the map, loots for five minutes, and still comes out with a white shield and a dream. The moment a gunfight starts, dvz panic-slides into a wall, reloads a full mag, and forgets how doors work.

His aim looks like he’s trying to draw a circle around the enemy to protect them. Abilities get pressed randomly, like he’s testing buttons for the first time. Ultimate? Used on absolutely nothing. Perfectly nothing.

And every time dvz gets knocked, there’s silence… then:
“BRO HE’S LITERALLY ONE HP”
(The enemy: full red shield, Phoenix Kit, emotionally stable.)

dvz doesn’t play Apex Legends. Apex Legends survives dvz.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

📁Local Disk (D:)
└📁Steam
⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀└📁Apex
⠀⠀⠀ └📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

-rep, toxic

+rep very friendly, fast, friendly and fair trader! ;)