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olive 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42pm 
quit using golden crutch, nobody can play the game when that disjointed grab is in use
RockingHorse_TTV 5 Jul, 2017 @ 7:16pm 
+rep traded items first
Banzai 28 Jun, 2017 @ 8:03pm 
+rep hi dad <3
Rhasta Lavista Baybeh 6 Jun, 2017 @ 11:19am 
Knight Artorias. The AbyssWalker. in legend he vanquished the abyss but it was not enough... It consumed him and corrupted him.
lulu 17 May, 2017 @ 5:02pm 
Knight Artorias. The AbyssWalker. in legend he vanquished the abyss but it was not enough... It consumed him and corrupted him.
Vinyltavia 22 Apr, 2017 @ 5:37pm 
MAXIMUM CANCERMANCY IN MY SCREENSHOTS. SL 40; Friends only can access that picture. You've been trusted with this classified information in hopes that you may either recreate but not share it's intellectual property with those we don't know.
After all; it's my little abomination :P
Chodie Brock 8 Apr, 2017 @ 8:43pm 
<3
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 8 Apr, 2017 @ 8:43pm 
Idk.
Chodie Brock 8 Apr, 2017 @ 8:43pm 
how did i end up here
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 8 Apr, 2017 @ 8:39pm 
Im sorry. I can never take someone serious when they get salty at losing when they PLAY FROM CHINA. Also that was from MW2.
󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡 8 Apr, 2017 @ 8:38pm 
Nice VAC!
Cookies 7 Dec, 2016 @ 6:46pm 
I took the D the entire day.
Chodie Brock 16 Nov, 2016 @ 4:26pm 
Paladin i think you're angery
Average Juice Enjoyer Trade Banned 28 Oct, 2016 @ 5:08pm 
Also its queues :) the que you refer to is used in a sport.
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 28 Oct, 2016 @ 5:04pm 
Havent heard that one before
Average Juice Enjoyer Trade Banned 28 Oct, 2016 @ 5:02pm 
LOL good one kid.
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 28 Oct, 2016 @ 5:01pm 
considering im playing the game and typing between que's I dont really think you are worth a proper insult to begin with. Now off with ya
Average Juice Enjoyer Trade Banned 28 Oct, 2016 @ 5:00pm 
also you have 600 hours in dks 3 i have 250 xd add me and you'll see
Average Juice Enjoyer Trade Banned 28 Oct, 2016 @ 4:59pm 
It's friends only, what on gods earth does that have to do with anything hahahaha wow great insult
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 28 Oct, 2016 @ 4:59pm 
Sure thing bud at least I got the stones to have a public profile
Average Juice Enjoyer Trade Banned 28 Oct, 2016 @ 4:57pm 
You got beat, invited me to a group called 'cancer' all because you suck :) gg
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 28 Oct, 2016 @ 4:53pm 
Whatever floats your boat mr point down.
Average Juice Enjoyer Trade Banned 28 Oct, 2016 @ 4:52pm 
Hahahaha i have 97MB DL xD but yeah ok
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 28 Oct, 2016 @ 4:49pm 
Sure thing ronald mcdonald wifi user with a sabre, min max armor and a halarious internet connection. Whatever you say
Average Juice Enjoyer Trade Banned 28 Oct, 2016 @ 4:48pm 
You got ♥♥♥♥ on noob cry more xD
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 4:06pm 
vvv Thats the end of this topic right there.
buying dog foot pics 20 Oct, 2016 @ 4:05pm 
"It's your fault that I didn't want to participate in this massive mechanic of this game."
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 4:05pm 
But you just said you were running alone through the area, so if I use your raw astora Im immedately you? Honestly this is depressing, id fight you 1v1 if you want to man up to it.
tomato 20 Oct, 2016 @ 4:03pm 
Uh, it's got nothing to do with the name. The guy calling himself the Ashen One wears your Firelink Armour, your Firelink Greatsword, and your hornet ring. Don't get all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over the fact he named himself something different you delusional ♥♥♥♥.
And yeah, if I play offline, I can't co-op with friends, can I? So again, your fault for wanting to PVP someone who didn't fight back, you cowardly swine, not mine.
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 4:03pm 
The ashen one is a premade save that you can download and use, it has all gear alot of souls and all sorts of stuff. You can use whatever you want right from the get-go. So if you wonder about that well there you have it. I went to NG+ for that
buying dog foot pics 20 Oct, 2016 @ 4:03pm 
Tomato, you are the living embodiment of a contradiction. How is your existence even possible?
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 4:02pm 
If you want to play the game and not fight others. Play offline mode. Same thing only no player invasions and co-op
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 4:01pm 
The Ashen one =/= Soul of cinder. BIG BIG difference. That right there just show'd me you are NOT an experienced player whatsoever.
tomato 20 Oct, 2016 @ 4:00pm 
lmao I've definitely seen someone named 'The Ashen One' who does exactly what you do except in the Undead Settlement. Also your gauche mannerisms do not befit anyone of erudite standing, so I'll assume you're a buffoon because you briefly mentioned quotation marks in an attempt to roughly assume some level of intellect in the argument.

Because I didn't want to PVP, you dense ♥♥♥♥. I did not want to fight you. Every m1 in your direction, after attempts to evade you, ignore you, use levers and go through the level, was to say '♥♥♥♥ off out of here and go PVP someone who wants it.' I attempted to not fight you at every opportunity where you were not in my direct path. I don't play the game to fight other players. If you claim I am 'PVPing' then you should maybe ♥♥♥♥ off so I am not 'PVPing'. You can't blame me for what you're doing.
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:59pm 
Not that we could know how many hours is "a few" considering you make your profile private.
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:57pm 
If you fight a player, you are PvPing. Also I have not seen one other character named Soul of Cinder with a fully cosplay'ed build around it, Its a very unpopular choice. You also use alot of quotation marks but I dont think you know how to use them, I mean you saw me use them and now you use them. If I have a "few more hours" then why did your skill not reflect that time to learn and adapt?
tomato 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:53pm 
It was just an unranked astora straight sword - as I said, I'm not PVPing, so I'm not in the meta. And yeah, the soul of cinder greatsword is a popular choice for lvl 60 PVP meta.
And yeah, granted you only have 'just' a few more hours than me on DS3, i'd say '♥♥♥♥ off' next time you run into someone who doesn't want to PVP, rather than say 'hurr you got parried cause you bad' or 'you should just go offline noob!'
Scum like you just ruin the experience for everyone. ♥♥♥♥ off.
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:51pm 
Also simple solution to not get parried: Dont do the same thing over and over.
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:50pm 
So all greatswords are meta now? Do tell me sir who used a... Straight sword was it? Or were you the twinsword user? Pick my weapon then I can use whatever. From what ive seen it seems like you're just a casual whos learning souls, its fine everyone starts somewhere id reccomend however to not go around and state "this" is bad and "this" is right.
tomato 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:48pm 
Why would I 'want' to fight you 1v1? You're just a cancerous greatsword/parry spamming hornet ring user that fights low level non-PVP built characters and are happy to attack them 2v1 with other invaders.
Please, go get your cheap wins elsewhere. The less I see of your scum, the better.
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:45pm 
Also is that a no on fighting me one on one? Im so far just seeing a straw man fallacy.
Serrassi Effect 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:44pm 
geez, the salt on this wall is intense.
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:44pm 
So I should go into an invasion and want to lose?
tomato 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:43pm 
despy is short for desperate, a mockery of how thirsty you are for a win lol.
'To simulate it - the incredibly powerful hornet ring' lmaooo
TBH going around in light Firelink armour with a greatsword, a parrying BUCKLER and a hornet ring is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuse to cosplay while embodying a cancer pvp meta ever lol.
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:41pm 
I cant really change the moveset of my greatsword either now can I? He does infact impale you when on the ground, Gwyns moveset aka phase 2 after the juggle attack (which I cant do if you didnt know) Does a thrust down on you while you are on the ground. To simulate it? Hornet ring. Is it useful against ganks? Yes. If you ever want to 1v1 fight to prove yourself feel free to let me know Im always down to fight. Unless you are a "despy coward" which I dont think Despy is even a word
tomato 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:35pm 
i'm just going to pretend a hornet ring parry spam is part of the cosplay, the soul of cinder fight is definitely exactly like that in my experience ofc
If he's staring he's not exactly fighting back is he? see that cute little blackstone? it's the 'let me ♥♥♥♥ out of here and find someone who wants to PVP with me' stone. Use it, gnat. Don't blame the game for you being a despy coward
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:32pm 
It was a cheap win, its because you were too easy its that simple. You see an invader you dont just sit there and stare at him for 5 mins. I mean hell drop a "help me" or some ♥♥♥♥. Like I said if you wanted to speed run through, you shoulda went to offline mode BEFORE doing so. Or if you were not to you should expect to get invaded; alot. by aldrich followers and reds and purples.
tomato 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:24pm 
Ok 'Soul of Cinder' good to know when you're not roleplaying like you obnoxiously follow someone to the next bonfire and say 'well you shoul've gone offline' lol. Let's not take responsibility for just wanting a cheap win shall we :^)
Don't worry I'm sure you deserved it fighting against someone who didn't want to fight back lmao
Lofty, Oompa Loompa Captain 20 Oct, 2016 @ 3:09pm 
Let me brush you up on a few things about Dark souls. A: You are talking about aldrich followers where some of the worst scum of players are because how fast you can invade in it what do you expect? B: If you are speed running through an area you can easily turn yourself to Offline mode. C. If you honestly came here to say 'you're an invader and you killed me so you're bad mmkay?' That just shows how you could not spank a backwards gank as such you should try invading and learning how to spank said ganks.

You can go offline in dark souls if you are speed running, end of story.
tomato 20 Oct, 2016 @ 2:37pm 
yes you and your legion of aldrich faithful buddies trying to kill someone who didn't want to fight back and was just racing through the area, I guess that's just part of your edgelord 'invasion' policy. real honourable fighting going on there.