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1 person found this review helpful
20.4 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
dangerously good. Number go up is becomming one of my favourite game genres.
Posted 25 March, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
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7.7 hrs on record
This is a tough one. The story is interesting however is bogged down by 95% of the game being insanely repetitive and annoying combat encounters. I have no idea why this game focuses on combat so heavily when the system is just "shine shoot repeat." Most of the missions are walk through forest, fight enemies, continue walking to forest. The "puzzles" are not even puzzles, and there are like 3 of them in the entire game.

Story slows down in some heinously bad chapters (chapter 3/4..?). I want to like this game but I feel like what I got out of this game to enjoy I could've watched a 30 minute youtube video and had just as good of a time. 4/10
Posted 22 March, 2025.
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5.0 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
One of the most charming games I've ever played, which is hilarious considering it is a survival horror game. The characters are super witty and enjoyable, and the whole game is an amazing puzzle box that unwinds itself in a neat package. It's not super long, nor are the puzzles super difficult but in my opinion that is a strong suit for the game. The puzzles don't frustrate but are just enough to make you feel smart as you figure them out. There's plenty of these puzzles throughout the game which I really enjoyed.

Recommend this for anyone looking to dip their toes into survival horror or someone looking for a more light-hearted experience in the genre.
Posted 29 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
99.6 hrs on record (73.3 hrs at review time)
very fun with friends. great pve experience. fun sandbox to mess around in. lots of trolling potential (good). one of my favourite game experiences from the last few years
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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19 people found this review helpful
22.0 hrs on record
Played through campaign on recruit and veteran with a friend. Bots are absolutely atrocious, its insane how the devs keep comparing themselves and namedropping Left 4 Dead when they can't do the same things a game from 2008/2009 can do flawlessly. Completely lacks the masterful game flow that made L4D so good. There's no build up or down time, just constant chaos with special spawns upon special spawns flooding the map. It's like someone made a game based on hearing another two people talk about L4D in the next room over. Its close, and I really wanted it to be good, but it really missed the mark in so many different ways. So many poor design choices hold this game back. Feels untested.
Posted 14 December, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
This game is so... just so... Murica i cant believe it. Someone spent time and effort coding nd desining this beautiful game. I love it. I want to give the devolpers a big hug for making my dreams come true with this game
Posted 15 December, 2013.
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