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Azteh 1 Feb, 2025 @ 2:57pm 
RIP my beloved
Tera 28 Jan, 2025 @ 4:20pm 
this guy ain't cheating ,I was just ♥♥♥♥
tajtan 14 Dec, 2024 @ 2:46pm 
came back after 5 years to cheat, noob
numberOne 3 Aug, 2019 @ 10:03pm 
Who's here after Melly forgot to turn off friendly fire?
numberOne 28 Apr, 2019 @ 10:35pm 
imagine finishing work when its daylight ????? :steamfacepalm:
numberOne 15 Apr, 2019 @ 1:23am 
I SLIDE ON THROUGH IM ALWAYS FLOATING
numberOne 11 Dec, 2018 @ 8:27pm 
+rep best british one liners
numberOne 4 Mar, 2018 @ 4:32pm 
Hey.
Vsauce.
Michael here.
black lives matter.
or do they?
numberOne 2 Mar, 2018 @ 12:35pm 
The AA has advised that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take with them a shovel, de-icer, rock salt, food and drink to last 24 hours, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing, including a hat, gloves and scarf.

I felt like a right idiot on the bus.
Snoop 1 Mar, 2018 @ 2:23pm 
your mum look like white dee from benefit street
numberOne 23 Feb, 2018 @ 5:28am 
whyte privilege
numberOne 20 Feb, 2018 @ 4:05pm 
just surf the ramps LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
numberOne 19 Feb, 2018 @ 1:36am 
spec me
артиллерия Artillery 18 Feb, 2018 @ 6:39am 
♥♥♥ bot
BRZY 17 Feb, 2018 @ 9:26am 
-rep just coz
numberOne 16 Feb, 2018 @ 2:56pm 
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
numberOne 14 Feb, 2018 @ 3:23pm 
A schoolboy almost died after swallowing ball bearings as part of a 'new craze' to hit playgrounds.

Twelve-year-old Freddie Webster from Yorkshire had to undergo emergency surgery after the tiny balls ripped a hole in the lining of his stomach. Surgeons had to removed 10cm of his bowel in a four-and-a-half-hour operation.
numberOne 6 Feb, 2018 @ 9:47pm 
hey any chance you can fix my boiler?
Az. 5 Feb, 2018 @ 11:32am 
her poom poom looks like cabbage and bacon
numberOne 5 Feb, 2018 @ 12:07am 
I might link my ting from Staines
numberOne 1 Feb, 2018 @ 2:00pm 
Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa?
Dad: Because your mum loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter.
Son: Thanks dad,
Dad: No problem Alan
numberOne 30 Jan, 2018 @ 4:44am 
Hey whats going on guys McSkillet here so a lot of you guys have been wondering whats my favorite P90 hidden gems from the hydra operation case and I gotta tell you I have so many but if I had to go one it would be this. So if you guys don't know the hydra case came out yesterday with the operation and if you guys don't know what an operation is its not medical or anything like that haHAA it is in fact a cs operation which adds new game modes, maps and skins to the game for a limited time. Now the last operation was quite a while back in fact people were speculating when the hydra operation was coming or if it was coming in the first place becuase old operation skins are really high priced like this bloodhound skin is currently selling at 402321943109489$ at a 0.34232141134234 float. I actually had 10 of these but sold them but hey you win some you lose some right.
numberOne 10 Jan, 2018 @ 7:18pm 
Woah, Fishoo, hold on a second buddy. You wanna talk about something? You have a 572 units per second startzone. Now, I'm gonna have to explain something to you here, if I pop up my show velocity on the startzone as I fall out I get a 442 Z units, right? That's consistent. Because its a fall zone - it's consistent 100% of the time BUT RIGHT THERE I got 454, that's a LAG. Now, actually if we do a little pythagorean theorem if I open my Google Chrome and I do square root of 350, which is the maximum horizontal units per second, squared, plus.. what was it.. 454.. squared - THEN we get 573. YOU just LAGGED the startzone my buddy, oooh. Thats an ouch right there.
Az. 10 Jan, 2018 @ 8:38am 
Literally Init Boss
numberOne 9 Jan, 2018 @ 7:01pm 
7 rws, barely speaks english and does nothing entire the game, well you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic.
Snoop 6 Jan, 2018 @ 1:38am 
walmart microphone
Az. 6 Jan, 2018 @ 1:29am 
Hannah a ♥♥♥♥♥
numberOne 6 Jan, 2018 @ 1:24am 
Hannah: can i borrow a pen?
Me: sorry i only have one
Hannah: welcome to your tape
Sassy Sasquatch 29 Dec, 2017 @ 5:05pm 


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numberOne 29 Dec, 2017 @ 3:59pm 
Bond, James Bond.
I'm a vegan black female transgendered lgbtqxyz anarchist that identifies as a furry fox on Wednesdays till 12:15 my pronouns are they but may change depending on the weather that day.
I like my ethically derived alcohol free martini both shaken and stirred in a recycled glass with a single rectangle of ice frozen from captured but not filtered rain water.
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артиллерия Artillery 21 Dec, 2017 @ 3:54pm 
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numberOne 19 Dec, 2017 @ 1:56pm 
You must be more retarded than MattyB's sister
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артиллерия Artillery 21 Nov, 2017 @ 10:39am 
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⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
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артиллерия Artillery 8 Nov, 2017 @ 12:49pm 
I wanna be gay 'cause you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I wanna savour it But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K Oh, no! You getting mad? Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand? That ♥♥♥♥ was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ absurd You're a "rapper" who can't resolve ♥♥♥♥ with words? Talk like you eating some paste, ayy Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy Say to your audience face, ayy How Jacob Sartorius tastes Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter Well, ditto, little ♥♥♥♥♥, but I'm not scared to show mine
numberOne 29 Oct, 2017 @ 7:01pm 
As a consequence people who dislike BTECs truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the precision in AQA examiner's marking, which itself is important as biopower in the Foucaultian sense for nation-building. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as AQA's genius wit unfolds itself on their test papers. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, I DO have a BTEC bricklaying tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
numberOne 29 Oct, 2017 @ 7:00pm 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to complete a BTEC. The content is extremely precise, and without a solid grasp of theoretical ground of the subject most of the syllabus will go over a typical student's head. There's also the teacher's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from Prussian education system, for instance. The adept students understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these subjects, to realise that they're not just academic - they say something deep about LIFE.