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Edward Von Worms 12 Dec @ 5:33pm
i refuse to mow lawns so what?
i was made to mow lawns all my childhood and early adult life, i will not mow any more lawns set the lawn on fire cause i don't care anymore, who decided my fate was to mow lawns for eternity to hell with it. why does everyone automatically assign me to lawn duty, i am not the lawnmower man, stupid grass.
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󠀡󠀡 12 Dec @ 5:36pm 
has anyone told you you have done a good job?
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DarkCrystalMethod 12 Dec @ 5:36pm 
You seem to have a very particular set of skills.
Mostly around yard work.
If you can do computer stuff like 'fix my printer' you're going to become a great programmer.
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Fake 12 Dec @ 5:36pm 
Get a goat. Problem solved.
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Jaxx 12 Dec @ 5:40pm 
Originally posted by Fake:
Get a goat. Problem solved.

Simple. Long-term.
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videogames10 12 Dec @ 5:47pm 
Originally posted by Edward Von Worms:

i refuse to mow lawns so what?

So what?

Serial killers have been known to hide in tall grass. You can hear them sneeze on occasion.
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steven1mac 12 Dec @ 5:48pm 
You can always more to Timbuktu, not much mowing require there.
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BuhnieBealla 12 Dec @ 5:50pm 
then you won't get the girls engines revving when they stare at you in slow motion shirtless and drenched in sweat uwu
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DarkCrystalMethod 12 Dec @ 5:52pm 
I have no idea why I would be in slow motion, shirtless and drenched in sweat, but if I was I guess that would be reason enough to stare at me.
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Jaxx 12 Dec @ 5:53pm 
Originally posted by BuhnieBealla:
then you won't get the girls engines revving when they stare at you in slow motion shirtless and drenched in sweat uwu

Nice imagery.

*slo-mo hot hard sweaty lawnmower scene*
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BlackBloodRum 12 Dec @ 5:57pm 
Originally posted by BuhnieBealla:
then you won't get the girls engines revving when they stare at you in slow motion shirtless and drenched in sweat uwu
... with your beer gut hanging out and mud all over your face.
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agu 12 Dec @ 6:05pm 
I enjoy mowing my lawn and taking care of my garden and trees.
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Grendalcat 12 Dec @ 6:08pm 
My first house, where we lived for 25 years, was in the woods, and had no lawn.
So you can go that route.

My current home has a lawn, but my lawn tractor makes easy work of cutting it.
Dealing with all the damned leaves in the fall is MUCH more annoying than cutting grass.
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Midgard 12 Dec @ 6:10pm 
Makes me think about the song i was made for loving you with KISS, just put in a lawn and mowing in there instead and it becomes fun again.

I fought the lawn and the lawn won, the Clash.
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salamander 12 Dec @ 6:15pm 
let forest nymphs protect your wildly out of control lawn
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Electric Cupcake 12 Dec @ 6:16pm 
It is better for the environment to get a bag of regional native grass seed mix and let it grow, but HOAs and city ordinances are often jerks about it.
https://www.startribune.com/a-lawsuit-blooms-in-plymouth-as-homeowner-battles-hoa-over-her-naturally-planted-yard/601507454

Even without bureaucratic BS, suing a neighbor for mowing your lawn when they thought they were being nice is uncalled for.

There was a tradition of helping with yardwork in the community, he said — sometimes, Hallenberg would wake up on a snowy morning to see his walk had already been shoveled. So, in his telling, he was being neighborly as he took a few passes with the mower at the edge of the northern property line.

“It’s not like somebody told me to do it. It’s not like some vendetta,” he said. “It’s just the way I am.”

Scott’s housekeeper arrived and demanded he stop. Hallenberg stopped, and took his mower home, around the corner.

Scott had never met or spoken with Hallenberg before, and saw the act as vandalism. She sent an email with the Ring footage to all the property owners in the HOA, asking, “Please help me identify the criminal in this video.”

One person responded, “Can I shake his hand??? Did he run out of gas?”
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