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Good Night Owl 12 Dec @ 5:28pm

I aint paying for a fortune cookie, too expensive. Give my my fortune

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steven1mac 12 Dec @ 5:29pm

You will pay money when the taxes are due.

salamander 12 Dec @ 5:29pm

seek companionship among the flowers

lucky numbers are #6 and #7

󠀡󠀡 12 Dec @ 5:30pm

“The path you fear to take is already waiting to welcome you.”

lim's buffet

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Rabid 12 Dec @ 5:32pm

"wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?"

DarkCrystalMethod 12 Dec @ 5:34pm

Who needs fortunes, when you can make up stuff to blame for it?

I present to you BOFH style excuses.
What is BOFH? There's a link on the page that answers that exact question.

Now sit back and hit refresh whenever you want to feel superior.

https://bofh.d00t.org/

Tonepoet 12 Dec @ 5:38pm

Each day, compel yourself to do something you would rather not do.[joshmadison.com]

Rɛƈtǟʟ_ɛӼքʟօֆɨօN 12 Dec @ 5:39pm

You will turn chines tomorrow

Uncle Sam 12 Dec @ 5:39pm

Originally posted by Good Night Owl:
I aint paying for a fortune cookie, too expensive. Give my my fortune

You shall have a good night, if you find a pineapple pizza.

if not you shall have a normal night

ṼṏẌṏḭḊ 12 Dec @ 5:40pm

"Things are alright and you'll probably be okay."

DarkCrystalMethod 12 Dec @ 5:41pm

"Free-range hotel hallway pizza should never be trusted."

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Jaxx 12 Dec @ 5:41pm

Ahh, grasshopper... welcome to OT...

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OmegaBilly1 12 Dec @ 5:43pm

You're gonna have a mental brothel inside of your mind if you keep holding your urges.
It wards off the scariest of demons but for the wrong reason you might think of.
Cause the demons inside of the brothel is full of you're preferences.

...In other words go get something to eat Owl.
You need to keep your strength up for the winter.
Cause Jack Frost is currently angrily eyeing on someone listening to Devil Trigger.

Last edited by OmegaBilly1; 12 Dec @ 5:44pm

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Cinnamoon_dragon 12 Dec @ 6:08pm

Tarot of the day - The Moon

Your greatest strength: the ability to see in the dark. Use your owl's vision to observe and notice what's hidden from others, but avoid jumping to conclusions.

A warning: to find the right path, you must first overcome your fears and doubts. Your inner insecurity is a significant obstacle, often causing you to miss valuable opportunities to change your life.

Key Advice: Avoid making important decisions today based on superficial impressions or rumors. Instead, place your trust in your inner intuition.

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