kiss in shower

Coat your mouth and throat with flour beforehand.

Practice on your mom, first. She will give you honest feedback

That depends. What are you kissing?

Keep your eyes open at all times

make sure you keep asking if it was good for them. If it's a non-human organism, assess using their body language

i peel all my facial hair right off with a big bucket of wax, makes my skin extra smooth too which in turn results in nicer, sloppier kisses.

expert tip ( half joking half not ) if your feeling the moment is deep slowly draw air from her lungs by slowly breathing in, will make her light headed and a little weak and will dismiss it as passion and lust.

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

i peel all my facial hair right off with a big bucket of wax, makes my skin extra smooth too which in turn results in nicer, sloppier kisses.

yes yes, lots of spit. The more the better, there can never be too much spit.

Banned 🚫

Originally posted by For Christmas I want PARENTS!:

Banned 🚫

The man needs our help more than ever now.

Originally posted by JuliaJuiceBox:

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

i peel all my facial hair right off with a big bucket of wax, makes my skin extra smooth too which in turn results in nicer, sloppier kisses.

yes yes, lots of spit. The more the better, there can never be too much spit.

nice sloppy old-fashioned French kisses from grandma, the best kind of kisses out there. 💋💋💋

Originally posted by Painkilleruk:

expert tip ( half joking half not ) if your feeling the moment is deep slowly draw air from her lungs by slowly breathing in, will make her light headed and a little weak and will dismiss it as passion and lust.

Yes, suffocate the person you're kissing. I forgot that, it's been a long time for me [actually, never]

Originally posted by JuliaJuiceBox:

Keep your eyes open at all times

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Originally posted by Nülliflower:

Originally posted by JuliaJuiceBox:

yes yes, lots of spit. The more the better, there can never be too much spit.

nice sloppy old-fashioned French kisses from grandma, the best kind of kisses out there. 💋💋💋

I missed the part of childhood where we made out with grandma, unfortunately. lolol