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For Those 30 And Above
how much is your body deteriorating year by year, what has changed and what has stayed the same
and Is it true that you get back pain the minute you hit 30 uwu
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Nothing changed, could still get my legs behind my head, run a marathon, beat you in a sprint and likely in a fight.
JC 7 hours ago 
Let's see, my penis has fallen off, my anus has prolapsed, and now I defecate through my mouth, and fart out my nose. Also I have full frontal dementia and think Wendy Williams is hot.
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Nothing. My dong keep getting longer and my muscles keeping getting bigger. I'm alpha as F brah.
My warranty expired at 45. I felt it leave my body.

When I was young, my back would hurt for a day or two when I overdid it. Like helping a friend move. These days, my back can hurt because I moved the mouse wrong.
I've formulated a patented itchy balls tincture that also gives super strength, lifting cartons of prune juice clean overhead to suckle from the divine splendor in all its glory.
I started getting sick in my teens so I'm a bad sample. But post 30 it seems less about just suddenly getting pains and more about your ability to regenerate after an injury getting worse and worse.
After 35 you notice some changes. After 40 even more. Past 50 those tests you used to pass with flying colors, you may not pass. Past 60 unfortunately you may be dealing with some health issues.
I'm 64.... and yeah, my body has gone downhill dramatically since I was 30...... Of course, having MS doesn't help........
Originally posted by JC:
Let's see, my penis has fallen off, my anus has prolapsed, and now I defecate through my mouth, and fart out my nose. Also I have full frontal dementia and think Wendy Williams is hot.

based af uwu
my patience level with women dissipates by the second
Absent of my autoimmune disease causing my spine to weld together, I just creak a bit more and I get a twinge from time to time.

But the creaking and twinging are accelerating faster and faster!
... I've had back pain since I was about 21, though my computer setups over the years have been pretty wild so, ermm that is more likely why...
Starting at age 40, I gained a chronic condition every five years or so. Now I have a little family of conditions, so I am never alone!😁
I’m 3 and I ate my foreskin because I was hungry
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