tomorrow

Not sure, really. Christians tried calling it a few times years ago....maybe I didn't get the memo? Is he here?

I used to believe Jesus was real.

Until I took a reality check to the knee.

Cause unless you got a time machine lying around the world may never know just like the amount of licks needed to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Book says nobody will know. Doesn't even imply that it will be a blustery hoopla. So could be tomorrow, coulda already happened. Probably not until all hope is lost for humanity.

Came and went. Turns out none of us made the cut.

Originally posted by OmegaBilly1:

I used to believe Jesus was real.

Until I took a reality check to the knee.

Cause unless you got a time machine lying around the world may never know just like the amount of licks needed to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Dude got me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

or as the kids say: roflmao

ask the burning bush

I'm Jesus Christ, AMA.

Yesterday

I don't know the date, but most people in history would probably answer "when you die." It cometh like a thief in the night, so I've been told.

Originally posted by TwisterCat:

I don't know the date, but most people in history would probably answer "when you die." It cometh like a thief in the night, so I've been told.

Imagine how cool it would be to have someone follow something you made up with the promise of something that can never be proven. Genius, I tells ya

Originally posted by TheSteaksHaveNeverBeenHigher:

Originally posted by TwisterCat:

I don't know the date, but most people in history would probably answer "when you die." It cometh like a thief in the night, so I've been told.

Imagine how cool it would be to have someone follow something you made up with the promise of something that can never be proven. Genius, I tells ya

I wouldn't say never, but it is genius.

Originally posted by TwisterCat:

Originally posted by TheSteaksHaveNeverBeenHigher:

Imagine how cool it would be to have someone follow something you made up with the promise of something that can never be proven. Genius, I tells ya

I wouldn't say never, but it is genius.

Well, it's been what, 2000+ years and still no proof? I guess they can have a little more time....

I would hate to be Christian, because everyone knows jews are God's chosen people.

Half Life 3 will come out before Jesus comes back.

Originally posted by TheSteaksHaveNeverBeenHigher:

Originally posted by TwisterCat:

I wouldn't say never, but it is genius.

Well, it's been what, 2000+ years and still no proof? I guess they can have a little more time....

I would hate to be Christian, because everyone knows jews are God's chosen people.

One day is as a thousand years to God. If you're with God, there's not much sense in worrying about death, or 2000 more years worth of death even. You just don't know.

Evil always thinks it knows, but it doesn't. If good does know, then it knows from whence it came.