he will make all the mince pie and brandy disappear, the milk and cookies too

worldwide shortages abounds

Originally posted by salamander:

he will make all the mince pie and brandy disappear, the milk and cookies too

worldwide shortages abounds

incredibile mira-cool, i wish he'd make all the garbage disappear like that too.

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

Originally posted by salamander:

he will make all the mince pie and brandy disappear, the milk and cookies too

worldwide shortages abounds

incredibile mira-cool, i wish he'd make all the garbage disappear like that too.

actually he will do the opposite, santa will flood the world with garbage!

cheap plastic toys, ugly itchy christmas jumpers, back massagers nobody asked for. half of it will end up in bins, the other half returned to shops

Originally posted by salamander:

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

incredibile mira-cool, i wish he'd make all the garbage disappear like that too.

actually he will do the opposite, santa will flood the world with garbage!

cheap plastic toys, ugly itchy christmas jumpers, back massagers nobody asked for. half of it will end up in bins, the other half returned to shops

man the ChristMessy miraculls just keep on comin' eh. that santah is an absolute stuntsman.

The sun will fall... only to rise again... for it is a miracle made true by St. Nick.

Originally posted by ガスト セフィロス (...):

The sun will fall... only to rise again... for it is a miracle made true by St. Nick.

i don't mind getting such an exclusive up-close view of the great ball of fire but i hope he holds off on this magic trick until after i've baked the christmas fruitcake, otherwise it'll probably end up burnt.

This Christmas, not a single sock will be left without a pair - widowed, orphaned, or eternally crumpled in the dryer's shadowy void. This is a promise.

Santa's gonna get rid of the 6-7 meme.

Originally posted by Final Kat:

Santa's gonna get rid of the 6-7 meme.

I'm getting bags of cookies and whole cartons of milk for this.

Originally posted by Final Kat:

Santa's gonna get rid of the 6-7 meme.

the opposite. all numbers except 6 and 7 will be erased with santas christmas magic

One great miracle I could think of that Santa Klause could perform is to you know what the US president.

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

when he klogged the chimney with his fat ass last year we almost suffocated, it was a real wild ride.

That's why you shouldn't weld your windows shut.

Originally posted by Valorthief Actual:

Originally posted by Nülliflower:

when he klogged the chimney with his fat ass last year we almost suffocated, it was a real wild ride.

That's why you shouldn't weld your windows shut.

have to. robot santa is very dangerous

Originally posted by salamander:

Originally posted by Valorthief Actual:

That's why you shouldn't weld your windows shut.

have to. robot santa is very dangerous

Everyone is on the naughty list with robo-santa.

Santa will fill all the stores with xmas things for people to buy.... its a miracle...