drink milk, it heals broken bones

you're not understanding the lesson. he's trying to teach you not to punch trees.

patience young grasshopper, kung fu not learned in a day

Take some Tylenol and try again. If at first you don't succeed try try again.

maybe wear gloves, I would have a broken hand by now if I didn't wear gloves yesterday when I fall off the bike, lucky its winter, I was wearing a lot, otherwise it would be colourful.

You think this is a joke but its literally what real muay thai and alot of gong fu style teachers actually do. They tell you to knock down a tree with hands or feet. If you break bones, they tell you that you were not patient enough, because its true.

The tree defeated its first human. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

One does not simply punch a hole in a tree.

Pay attention lilyhopper, yes this time your bones broke. But next time they will break again. And the next. And the next. But eventually your hand will be as strong and as sensitive as stone.

Then you will succeed and can move on to testicle conditioning.

You weren't being like water. You were being like flesh and bones, brittle, stubborn flesh and bones.

Originally posted by primeinsurrection:

You think this is a joke but its literally what real muay thai and alot of gong fu style teachers actually do. They tell you to knock down a tree with hands or feet. If you break bones, they tell you that you were not patient enough, because its true.

This isnt a joke this is my life. Im tired of being called a troll by people who cant accept that my life is just that awesome and dope compared to theirs

Originally posted by ItIsFrog:

This isnt a joke this is my life. Im tired of being called a troll by people who cant accept that my life is just that awesome and dope compared to theirs

my life is pretty cool too, i made a little tower out of biscuits today and then ate it

i hope your hand heals up quick so you can be getting back to obliterating trees

Originally posted by Wild Child:

You weren't being like water. You were being like flesh and bones, brittle, stubborn flesh and bones.

There was plenty of water when I punched the tree and peed my pants

Originally posted by salamander:

Originally posted by ItIsFrog:

This isnt a joke this is my life. Im tired of being called a troll by people who cant accept that my life is just that awesome and dope compared to theirs

my life is pretty cool too, i made a little tower out of biscuits today and then ate it

i hope your hand heals up quick so you can be getting back to obliterating trees

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