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ItIsFrog 10. dec. kl. 15:49
punch a hole in a tree
i realized i need to get stronger so ive taken up learning frog style kung fu and my master said my first step towards the technique is being able to punch a hole into a tree .
why am i learning this? well its not that im anti gun and that im not afraid to defend myself but i have honor and by principles that frog style kung fu tells me to uphold.
When i master this art i will be the greatest martial artist on the entire planet, and im going to go back to the bar near my house and win every fight ever.!!
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󠀡󠀡 10. dec. kl. 15:50 
ask god for help
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Ashes-Of-Eden 10. dec. kl. 15:50 
believe it
#2
Vinz Clortho 10. dec. kl. 15:50 
Is this an episode of Cobra Kai?
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ItIsFrog 10. dec. kl. 15:51 
Oprindeligt skrevet af 󠀡󠀡:
ask god for help
God already spoke to me but i was too tired to remember what he said
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L1qu1dator 10. dec. kl. 16:40 
The Buddhist Palm is a superior style.
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ṼṏẌṏḭḊ 10. dec. kl. 16:55 
Make sure to strap large rocks to your arms to aid in strength training.
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Despiser 10. dec. kl. 16:58 
Some of my best friends are trees. I've known them since they were nut and acorn.
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Jaxx 10. dec. kl. 16:58 
Sounds like any other government recommendation.
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ItIsFrog 10. dec. kl. 17:14 
Oprindeligt skrevet af Despiser:
Some of my best friends are trees. I've known them since they were nut and acorn.
Meat trees?
#9
Cinnamoon_dragon 10. dec. kl. 17:26 
Are you sure your master isn't just messing with you?
#10
Grimble Grumble 10. dec. kl. 17:30 
Frog style is very weak against Savate.
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↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect 10. dec. kl. 17:35 
You still won't be able to defeat Chuck Norris.
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salamander 10. dec. kl. 17:37 
dried blood stains on a tree are proof of a warriors training. one day a young warrior will stumble upon your tree, and they will be inspired
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Anasmi 10. dec. kl. 17:39 
If the first step to becoming stronger and more honorable is attacking nature, I'd question your master's values.
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ItIsFrog 10. dec. kl. 17:41 
Oprindeligt skrevet af Cinnamoon_dragon:
Are you sure your master isn't just messing with you?
Hes obviously legit I already paid him and everything to start teaching me tomorrow.



Oprindeligt skrevet af salamander:
dried blood stains on a tree are proof of a warriors training. one day a young warrior will stumble upon your tree, and they will be inspired
The tree is going to be vaporized in one punch
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